Blink-182 and Beyond

I can't believe Taika Waititi made all the vampires gay, and now he's making all the pirates gay. literally no one else is doing it like him.

We live in a dis toe peeing so sigh titty 😔

the sexual tension between two gas stations on the same intersection

I’m so sick of this shit. Two gastations can’t even be on the same block without some walnut shipping them, while I can’t find a single fic for dennys/applebees with dennys bottoming.

you’re literally out of your mind if you think Dennys isnt a top

I wish the 2012 apocalypse actually happened

̗̀ i 🐝🍃 in you ̖́-

I don’t think I need a spine. It’s holding me back..

Things girls look for in a boy: •Day Man •Fighter of the Night Man •Champion of the sun •Master of karate and friendship for everyone

Fozzy getting hit on by lots of twinks

my sister & her boyfriend set up a camera overlooking their porch and her boyfriend created a program called TACOS (there’s a cat on the sun deck) that uses amazon rekognition so they get a notification if there is a cat there…this is truly the pinnacle of modern technology