know your place monster man, time’s up!

i need to have a lesbian love affair that ruins me forever this summer. or next summer. or any summer i’m open to options and constructive criticism.

yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you

u no what hell ya

"He has a 12 inch cock" well my pussy ain't a fucking magicians hat bitch where is all that supposed to go

be a good digestive tract and digest for mommy. break down my meals for me. do not cause me pain or bloating.

he's gonna die one day soon and it wont fix everything but it'll feel great and the whole world is gonna fucking party together

Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of someone else's actions that I am directly impacted and severely affected by

you can never escape a weird little freak that loves you

you think you're sooooooooo funny huh? well you are. i find you a delight to be around and im glad you have the self confidence to recognise it. i love you.