“The advice I give you now is the advice I remember receiving from myself at your age, so I cannot be certain where it actually originated from.”
– Emily Clone, World Of Tomorrow
NASA
almost home
Stranger Things
Monterey Bay Aquarium
Noah Kahan
Game of Thrones Daily
Xuebing Du

blake kathryn
Jules of Nature
noise dept.
Cosmic Funnies

#extradirty
The Stonewall Inn
Claire Keane

titsay
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
h
Misplaced Lens Cap
seen from Vietnam

seen from Malaysia
seen from United States

seen from Bulgaria
seen from United States

seen from United Kingdom

seen from United States
seen from Bangladesh
seen from Brazil
seen from Belgium
seen from Ukraine
seen from Ukraine
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Singapore

seen from Colombia

seen from United States
@brrusselsprouts
“The advice I give you now is the advice I remember receiving from myself at your age, so I cannot be certain where it actually originated from.”
– Emily Clone, World Of Tomorrow

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Me: I’m totally independent, I don’t need anyone’s help
Also me:
I drew this a few months ago when I was hopeless and waiting to see a new doctor, sat on it when I thought it was actually gonna be ok this time… and now the cycle has repeated YET AGAIN :)
Ugh this is so real. Over a decade of doctors and no progress.
What do you get when you give Eevee a French Stone?
Napoleon
Mainstream Media: Bernie Sanders is a crazy old fringe candidate who will never have a chance.
Bernie: *consistently fills arenas for rallies*
Bernie: *has an agenda most Americans agree with*
Bernie: *does better than Obama did at the point in '07*
Bernie: *wins against all republicans in polling and is clearly the democrats most electable candidate*
Bernie: *wins the Time person of the year poll*
Mainstream Media:
Bernie:
Bernie:
Mainstream Media: bUt he's still a fringe candidate who can't win! so let's go back to 24/7 coverage about the totally-not-insane dOnAld TrUmp.

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Thus did a handful of rapacious citizens come to control all that was worth controlling in America. Thus was the savage and stupid and entirely inappropriate and unnecessary and humorless American class system created. Honest, industrious, peaceful citizens were classed as bloodsuckers, if they asked to be paid a living wage. And they saw that praise was reserved henceforth for committing crimes against which no laws had been passed. Thus the American Dream turned belly up, turned green, bobbed to the scummy surface of cupidity unlimited, filled with gas, and went bang in the noonday sun.
Kurt Vonnegut, God Bless You Mr. Rosewater (1965)
someone explain to me what is even going on
two gameboys trading pokemons over linkcable.
Is there an award for best gif because I’d like to nominate this one.
Why is Zelda there?
This post is fucking amazing.
Video
WATCH THIS
This further proves my theory that if band people are in the middle of a concert or marching show..
and the sky opened up and rained molten fire balls and the earth violently vomits volcanic matter and the and a plague of locusts and frogs carrying a bubonic level disease infested the immediate population..
They would probably finish the show before panicking.
This is kind of how I felt playing a symphony on my tuba with a ruptured appendix.
#humerus
THIS SKELETON HEAD/LEGS THING WAS LITERALLY THE SUBJECT OF A RECURRING DREAM THAT I HAD.
When I was 6 I dreamt about this thing walking up stairs. I literally had this dream about it walking up stairs once every other month. One night it finally reached the top, jumped into a giant cauldron, and I never had the dream again. I was 13. That's seven years. SEVEN YEARS.
You made the subject of my childhood nightmares into a tumblr thing.
You monster.
sorry i’m late, professor. im disenchanted with the human experience and waking up every morning thrusts me into an instant existential crisis

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
There is nothing sexier than a person who can keep up in a conversation about classical music.
on a scale of luke skywalker to jaime lannister how well would you deal with losing your right hand
or, on a scale of luke skywalker to jaime lannister how well do you deal with latent sexual feelings for your sister
or, on a scale of luke skywalker to jamie lannister how well would you deal with your dad being an utter bastard with unresolved issues about the death of his wife
That there are such devices as firearms, as easy to operate as cigarette lighters and as cheap as toasters, capable at anybody's whim of killing Father or Fats or Abraham Lincoln or John Lennon or Martin Luther King, Jr., or a woman pushing a baby carriage, should be proof enough for anybody that, to quote the old science fiction writer Kilgore Trout, 'being alive is a crock of shit.'
Kurt Vonnegut, Timequake, 1996
Bran Stark: ANGST, ANGST, ANGST! I feel cranky and pubescent today, and I don’t know why! I’m gonna take it out on people I like! My parents are dead, my life sucks, I can’t hold on a girlfriend and I’m surrounded by fucking GOBLINS and shit all the time, I mean, what the fuck?
Jojen Reed: But it’s MAGIC, Brandon, the Goblins are magical!
Touché
Dentist: hey your teeth are kind of yellow Patient: well so are yours Dentist: tooth-shame Patient: ... Dentist: ...

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Remember that time Daleks and Cybermen had sass-off?
THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVE SCENE FROM DOCTOR WHO EVER I AM NOT EVEN JOKING I AM SO GLAD SOMEONE MADE A POST OF IT I THINK ABOUT THIS MORE OFTEN THAN IS NORMAL UGH IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY
No one sasses better than the Daleks and Cybermen. No one.
Source