I cry over middle aged men

My blog isn't a safe space btw. It failed the last TÜV inspection due to lack of handrails and Notausgangschilder

Every vampire is all "oh drinking blood is better than any food, drugs, even sex" but I don't even believe them because all of them were literally made before the invention of really good drugs and before we got all the nice foods from the new world, so I don't trust any of their opinions. Lestat has never ate a potato and Armand hasn't ever even tasted tomaotes. The only guy I trust is Daniel Molloy who has probably tried every drug on earth, has definitely ate nice food and would be a valid judge on how good drinking blood really is.

legend tells of a mysterious being called “nuance” that allows multiple things to be true at the same time. some say you can still hear its voice whispering in the trees

"you don't like mpreg?" i don't even like fpreg

not to be a dirty commie or anything but i don't think any one person should have enough money to solve world hunger and then get to decide not to

admittedly i know little of the subject but one would think, at 45 years of age, he would be a ryan goose by now

“Do it afraid” I do everything that way! I’d like to do it normal for once thanks!