Brownie Belles

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There's nothing untoward about being a lesbian, even a closeted one. Or even bi. I have yet to explore the pleasures of a beguiling woman of my choosing. However, mirroring me and trying to be my twin isn't the sort of lesbian relationship I am looking for these days. I don't want to dress alike. I don't want to talk alike. I don't want our hair styles to be the same and the same color. I don't want you to imitate me, like a bratty little sister. If you think that's what it means to be a lesbian, then do stay clear of me. That's so junior high, so devolved, and without the merit and sustenance I seek. I know how to love a woman and love her well. And no scheming hater is ever going to be on my menu. Your myopic sophomoric superficiality offends my delicate + sophisticated nuances and romantic inklings. And it isn't about the boudoir pleasures solely, but true intimacy that cannot even be found with any man ever.

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One of my fav. dance recitals is the year I got to wear a navy sailor girl outfit and do a tapdance routine to Shirley Temple's "Good Ship Lollipop"

two more to breed

14. Pygmy goat boy

15. Pygmy goat girl

i'm fishing for trout

the republican debates

please don't feed the trolls

oh, the other team chooses 24 instead of 22.

i see for x

or 24 girls. i see. hmm.

15 boys, 24 girls

ox.... hmm... yes that looks good for their team.

i prefer oz because of my Father and Mother.

yes, do it your way. you must be with David. hmm.

well it looks like 15 and 24 for me... but it's really 15 and 26... could even be 27. because i didn't mention 2 names

I know my detractors enjoy taking pot shots at me and lampooning me unceremoniously and scathingly. I am well-aware of their well-documented envy and hatred of me. But George Burns always says, "Bad publicity is still publicity." Moreover, a wise genteel lady once said, "Now that my reputation has been soiled, I can now live quite freely." And as I say, "Can I have a side of fries with your Unhappy Hate meal" and a gollum toy doll with it.

Going to bed.

Goodnite.

I hope I was able to assist my Boss and those I'm in service to.

yes, i heard about IL. as well as others. *love and light*

goodnite sisterS

*visayan curtsy low*

no, my actual 'husband', though i have about 5, wouldn't be interested in.. well... no... because I'm the Visayan and like me we collect. you see i have from Canton, What they think is Korea but isn't, Irish-Scottish, and French-Mexican-Pinoy. As well as another. He wouldn't double-dip in a region where he already has his Queen. Me. but perhaps he has a Bulgarian.

~emmaruth

To my exes, especially my Virgins:

If y'all got married and had kids, then congrats.

I was sure as hell wasn't going to marry any of you or have your puppies.

Y'all were never good enough for me.

Y'all enjoy the f-ing you've been doing for the past 3 decades?

congrats.

cause I don't f-

but y'all? Yes, you're f-ed.

xoxo

i know what you seek

secrets of golden greatness

you want to be me

~emmaruth

there's a music school in my town. there's also a dance studio nearby. there's also a dojo of sorts nearby. Though it's Thai. I hope they also do art - illustration, oil + water paint, digital

~emmaruth

i don't fight over men, because I own 3 already. David (tho he also owns me), Montaign, and my other husband.

What belongs to you can never be taken away. Don't say you borrowed him or he was on loan if I didn't personally approve of that loan. Instead, Imma throw your ass in jail for theft.

~emmaruth

tru dat

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Yah, that puppy video of you Mr. Keanu Reeves can remain.

~emmaruth

When watching political commentary like on CNN and ESPN, do any of you wait for The Muppets and Sesame Street gang to appear? And of course break out into song. Or Miss Crabapple from the Little Red Schoolhouse to correct their grammar?

~emmaruth

*love & light* to Hawaii, especially Maui. Terrible wildfires are raging in your region.

~emmaruth

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