The Adventures of Wolf Bitch and Chilidog.

@brotokisakata

Hey. Name's Dirk but you can call me 'Bro'. This thing is probably a blog but I'm just not entirely sure and I really hope you're not a cat because I can't guarantee your safety in these parts. Pesterchum Handle: brotokiSakata Current M!A: None; feel free to submit one.

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humancentipeding

brotokisakata:

I need to downvote your ass like this was Reddit.

Tumblr devs better get on this immediately.

you know exactly what would happen if tumblr devs of all people tried to implement a feature like that.

i mean, i don’t. not exactly. i just know that the site would fucking break. but maybe you do.

brotokisakata

I am pretty sure I don't because unexpected and potentially impossible shit happens when Tumblr tries to do anything.

They'd probably accidentally wipe out every timeline simultaneously just trying to implement a damned downvoting feature.

#humancentipeding #Breadoki.#I could go for some good bread right now.#What I am saying is that I'm hungry.

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humancentipeding

brotokisakata replied to your post: only short, no-tags text posts from here on.

Where is the dislike button?

there is none. it’s in severely low demand because everyone loves me.

brotokisakata

I need to downvote your ass like this was Reddit.

Tumblr devs better get on this immediately.

#humancentipeding

Sadaharu farted on me and I think we should change his food or something because god damn.

Taking the dogs out for a bit.

humancentipeding

brotokisakata:

Sounds like some kind of weird ass social media version of ding dong ditch.

I like your style.

it does. i should patent that. ding dong unfollow.

brotokisakata

I better get some kind of cut of the profits.

#humancentipeding #I do.#As for what I plan to do with it...#Well you'll just have to use your imagination.

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humancentipeding

brotokisakata replied to your post: do people still do greeting posts??

Hell if I know. I’ve been out of touch. Is it a thing people still do?

i’ll have to follow a bunch of people and see what they do. for science. i’ll unfollow them right afterwards just to make sure everyone here definitely loves me.

brotokisakata

Sounds like some kind of weird ass social media version of ding dong ditch.

I like your style.

#humancentipeding #I need to see your credentials.

Lick butthole

...I think I'll have to politely decline.

There is a huge dog ass in my face and I'm not sure how to resolve this issue.

I forgot that today was April Fool's Day.

laymansterms12

Ok there’s wanting to kill Goku and then there’s wanting to just hate fuck him

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I've been busy so long that Gintama is ending and I didn't even know until now.

My life is ending.

wolfjokes-archive

brotokisakata:

Nothing to worry about. Just had a few pests to deal with and ended up in New Hampshire.

[Sends Coords.txt]

I’m not about to turn down food. I plan on heading back to Texas soon. Just need to double check some shit first.

alright

fine

im still in paris with the dogs so you know

whenever youre ready

brotokisakata

I'm going to Paris then.

Are the dogs mad? Tell them I will bring them some good shit.

#wolfjokes #Delicious amazing food.

I am so behind on anime, video games and petting dogs.

#I bet Kamina and Sadaharu are pissed at me.

wolfjokes-archive

brotokisakata:

Oh man. Uh. Somewhere in New Hampshire I think?

I have not been able to keep up with my own location too well. I only just now got my phone to work again.

are you ok??? is it safe to let me know your coordinates or something because then i can at least get you some sustenance

brotokisakata

Nothing to worry about. Just had a few pests to deal with and ended up in New Hampshire.

[Sends Coords.txt]

I'm not about to turn down food. I plan on heading back to Texas soon. Just need to double check some shit first.

#wolfjokes

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wolfjokes-archive

brotokisakata:

Feed me.

i mean

gimme a location and ill see what i can do

brotokisakata

Oh man. Uh. Somewhere in New Hampshire I think?

I have not been able to keep up with my own location too well. I only just now got my phone to work again.

#wolfjokes #I would be up for talking with you.#I honestly didn't mean to be gone this long.

Are you even surprised?

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