The rumors are true

It is not better then In-N-Out. That shit is fantastic.

Oh, if you do come home any time soon, there’s a new place that’s green and tofu and tea!

Oh my gosh, yes! It’s so good there, Will, you have to go!

I like real food, so I'll pass.

It’s probably beneficial if you keep it to yourself…

A.k.a we’re fine, if you’re wondering, Will. We can take care of ourselves. Chlo even tied her own shoes this morning. I was proud for the both of us.

Haha, very funny. I just want to make sure you guys know I'm only a phone call away. I don't know how long Mom and Dad will be gone this time for work.

Gross, and you said my fashion sense was weird? I’m sure you entertain all the girls on your floor.

Chlo, don’t suggest anything, he probably does just that.

I will confirm nor deny such allegations. Look, you two are good? Safe? Fed? I know Mom and Dad aren't around much because of work but I'm only an hour's drive away. If you need anything, I don't mind skipping school at all to be there.

Oh, it’s fine… where’s your shirt? Is that necessary?

Maybe he’s having a life crisis?

What's the problem? I look good without a shirt. Besides, it's hot in here, and I have shit to get ready for tonight before I go out. This is just crawling into that time. Don't worry Sis, I'll hang up before I strip entirely.

Don’t lie.

Yeah Will, don’t lie.

I'm not-- I'm not lying, Megan's just being a bitch again. How's school, Chloe?

Meeeeeeg! What’re you—

Look who decided to drop in on us? He was just wondering if you’d turned into a slut yet with your odd fashion sense.

I was not!--I wasn't wondering that, Chloe. Hey Sis.

If I told you I slept in my own bed last night will you fuck off with the probing into my lack of sex life? And yes, as an update, Chlo is still a virgin. Your sister’s are still intact. Douche.

Good. Where is Chloe anyways? Where is FatCat?

Fine. Though I’m half convinced you want me to translate that to “Are you and Chloe staying out of boy’s beds?”

Well, are you?

Alright, alright, I’m here.

How're things going there?