Casey Jonesâ Bad Day (Wedgie Story)
âNo way! We have to take this chance!â exclaimed Casey as he was talking to Leo.
Casey recently got word that Bebop and Rocksteady have broken out of jail and were set loose on the streets again. He suggested that they all take this opportunity to take the fight to them and put them back where they belong, but Leo, being the leader, felt otherwise.
âWhoa whoa whoa, slow down, Casey!â Leo said. âI understand how you feel, but we shouldnât just rush into things. We should take this time to figure out what their next move is gonna be. If we go in now without a plan, that could be bad news for us.â
âBut we canât just sit here and do nothing! Every second we wait, they could be causing mayhem!â
âTrust me, Donnyâs all over it. As soon as we get more info and see where their next target location is, weâll move in and stop them. Deal?â
âUrgh! Alright! Alright. So, uh, how are we looking so far?â Casey casually walked over behind Donny and checked out his computer screen.
âWell, itâs hard to say right now. Iâm still trying to pinpoint their actual location so we can move in, but itâs been a bit difficult. Give me a little more time and Iâll have an answer for you.â Donny said as he went back to typing at his module.
âSure thing. Iâm just, uh, gonna get some air real quick, so Iâll be right back.â
Casey started making his way to the exit of the Turtle Cave with a determined look on his face. Little did the turtles know that when Casey looked at the screen, he saw the last known location of Bebop and Rocksteady and made up his mind to go there and see if they were still around the area.
Some time later, Casey arrived at the location he saw and noticed that it was an old, abandoned warehouse. At first, he figured they wouldnât be in there, but before he turned around to leave, he noticed that the chains that were once locking the fence were busted off. Feeling curious, he decided to take a closer look. The chains were in pieces and the lock completely broken. He did a quick double-take to make sure no one was around to see him and slipped passed the fence. Walking up to the front door, he started looking around at some of the broken windows. When he got to the front double-doors of the building, he tried opening it, part of him thinking that it was locked tight, but to his surprise, it opened right up. Without a second thought, he entered the building, shutting the doors behind him.
The first thing Casey noticed was how deathly quiet it was in the building. All he could hear was the sound of his footsteps and the occasional sound of cars passing by. The room he was walking through was a huge, wide-open area with nothing in it other than some columns that were holding up the building and a few canisters that were most likely empty. There seemed to be enough light shining in from the light piercing through the broken windows, so vision wasnât a problem for him. As he kept walking, he eventually reached around the middle of the room, where he was starting to think that Bebop and Rocksteady werenât there. When he was getting ready to turn around a leave, he heard a clanking sound a little further down that seemed to come from behind one of the canisters. Curious, he decided to investigate, slowly sneaking his way over. As he reached the canister, he pressed his back up against it, ready to peer around the corner. As he took a glance, he saw nothing but an empty paint bucket. He kept looking around trying to see if there was anything out of the ordinary, until his eyes were drawn back to the paint bucket, as it moved for a second. A few seconds later, it tipped over and a rat was seen running away from it and squeaking.
âOh, come on. Just a stupid rat. Whoops, better not let Splinter hear that.â
Suddenly, he heard a booming voice behind him that said, âDonât worry!â
Surprised, he turned around quickly to see Bebop and Rocksteady standing around the halfway point he passed.
âYour secretâs safe with us, Casey Boy!â Bebop said.
Casey stood there frozen for a second, until he finally snapped out of it, noticing both slowly walking towards him.
âBebop. Rocksteady. A pleasure, as always.â Casey said nervously, slowly backing up. âMan, this seemed like a good idea in my head.â He thought to himself.
âReally, the pleasureâs all ours.â Rocksteady replied. âWasnât expecting to catch you around here, but boy, are we ever-so glad we did.â He said while cracking his knuckles.
âThatâs right, Rock. These canisters remind me of our encounter when you trapped us in one with a grenade. So, as it turns out, we got some revenge to serve up. You ready, Rock?â
âYou know it, Bebes!â
They started charging towards Casey as he tried doing some quick steps to confuse them. Bebop came in first but got tripped up when Casey juked him, and he went tumbling right into a canister. Rocksteady got on all fours and charged towards Casey. In turn, Casey started charging back, but instead of colliding head-on, he waited for the right moment leapfrog over him and started making his way back to the same door he entered in from. Bebop shook his head and caught sight of where Casey was going and ran after him.
Casey was almost to the door, panting heavily and thoughts running through his head. âThis isnât going like I planned. Maybe I shouldâve listened to Leo after all, and they have no clue where I am right now!â
When he finally reached the door, he tried to hastily open it, but it wouldnât budge. Upon further inspection, he noticed that the handles on both sides had chains going through them, making them impossible to open. Casey tried to turn around and look for a different exit, but before he could even do that, Bebop already caught up with him, held his arms out wide and trapped Casey in a bear hug.
âHa ha, gotcha, Casey Boy! Where do you think youâre going? Weâve got a whole lot planned for you!â
âHeh heh heh, good job, Bebes.â
Casey, while still locked in Bebopâs bear hug, turned his head to see Rocksteady standing behind him. Because of how tight Bebop was hugging, a bit of Caseyâs shirt was pulled up. Looking further down, Rocksteady noticed a bit of black trimming from Caseyâs underwear and a hint of white from the actual underwear. Thatâs when an idea popped into Rocksteadyâs head.
Bebop noticing Rocksteadyâs face, he says âoh I know that face, Rock? What you got planned in that sinister head of yours?â
Looking from the waistband up to Bebopâs face, he asks, âBebes, you know what time it is?â
Bebop thinking for a second responds, âUh, about a quarter to ten?â
Rocksteady lightly shakes his head and says, âNope.â Rocksteady reaches down and pulls Caseyâs shirt up a little more. Casey has a feeling of whatâs coming next as his eyes grow wider. Rocksteady uses both hands to get a grip on Caseyâs waistband and shouts, âITâS WEDGIE TIIIIIIIIIME!â In one fell swoop, Rocksteady yanks Caseyâs undies out of his pants and up to his mid-back!
Casey yells in pain, âAAAAAAHH!â
All the while, Rocksteady just starts laughing at Casey in pain, still giving him quick, hard yanks. While Rocksteady keeps yanking, he says, âReally Casey Boy? Tighty whities? Hey, all the better for me, right? Hahahaha!â
All Casey could do was sit there, still in Bebopâs bear hug, and take the torture that was befalling his poor crack, giving grunts and groans with every pull.
âHa ha, thatâs right, Rock! You yank those tighty whities sky high!â Bebop exclaimed.
As Rocksteady was continuing his assault on Caseyâs undies, another idea came to mind, still gripping onto the waistband.
âHey Bebes, let him go for a sec!â
âSure thing!â
As Bebop released him from the bear hug, Casey flew closer to Rocksteady and hung limp in the air as Rocksteady was still holding on to his waistband.
âLook! Now heâs a little birdy!â He said, slowly spinning in circles to make it seem like he was flying. All the while, Bebop was cracking up from the torture he was witnessing.
As he continued spinning suspended by his undies, Casey finally shouted out âHEY! PUT ME DOWN NOW! I MEAN IT!â
Rocksteady stops spinning and responds, âOh, you want me to put you down, Casey Boy? Sure thing!â
Rocksteady slowly started descending Casey closer to the ground, but before his feet could even touch the ground, he stopped.
âThen Iâll just lift you back upâŚâ then he raised him back up again. ââŚand put you back down, then back up, then down, and up, and down, and up, and down.â As he was saying this, he kept lifting him back into the air and back down again, giving him a bouncing wedgie.
âOWW! THIS ISâŚNOT WHAT IâŚMEANT!â
âOh well, gotta be more specific next time. Now, letâs pick up the pace, shall we?â
As he said that, he was repeating the bouncing process, but much quicker this time. He was having too much fun just sitting there bouncing Casey up and down by his undies like he was a yo-yo.
After what felt like an eternity of bouncing, he stopped again and left him suspended again.
âHey Bebes, how about a game of Tug-oâ-War?â he said with the most evil grin on his face looking at Bebop.
âHeh heh heh, you know it, Rock!â
While still holding on to Caseyâs waistband, he adjusted Caseyâs position so that he was now facing him, as if he was giving him a hugging wedgie. At that point, Bebop reached down and grabbed on to both of Caseyâs legs. Preparing for the worst, Casey just clenched his eyes shut.
âOk, Bebes, on three! OneâŚâ
âTHREE!â Bebop tried to throw Rocksteady off and skipped right to three and started pulling hard on Caseyâs legs. Realizing what was going on, Rocksteady quickly started pulling on the undies.
âHey, no fair, Bebes!â
âHa! Gotta keep you on your toes!â
They spoke playfully like they were pulling on an actual rope. With the force of them both yanking as hard as they could, Caseyâs undies were starting to really stretch out. So much so that they could go over his head and down to his chin with no problem.
Casey was just sitting there in midair, on the verge of tears, as these two gargantuan beasts were pulling his legs and his undies in opposite directions.
On occasion, he would feel them both give quick sudden tugs to try and give them the advantage. However, Bebop failed to realize how close his hands were to slipping off his legs. By the time he noticed, it was too late, and Rocksteady gave another yank, making Bebopâs hands slip and release Caseyâs legs.
During the momentum, Casey went flying towards Rocksteady, but Rocksteady was quick enough to turn his body to avoid the collision of them both. While still holding his undies, he kept spinning around to get control of himself, but while spinning, he noticed the pain on Caseyâs face. Thatâs when another idea came to him.
After he finally was able to stop spinning, he was still holding on to the undies, but this time, he let Caseyâs feet touch the ground, alleviating some of the pain.
âOh, thank goodness!â Casey exclaimed out loud. âListen fellas, are we done here? I think youâve gotten your revenge by this point, right?â
Rocksteady put one of his hands on his chin as if he was thinking and said, âhmmmâŚwhat do you think, Bebes? Are we done here?â
Bebop responded, âOh, no no no no, not by a long shot!â
Rocksteady looked back down at Casey and said, âwelp, you heard the man!â
Before Casey could even respond, Rocksteady gripped his undies with both hands again and started the spinning wedgie like he was doing before. This time, however, he was spinning much faster than last time. Caseyâs undies were really starting to stretch out at this point.
Several minutes passed as Rocksteady finally stopped his spin cycle, but he was so dizzy and disoriented that he didnât realize he let go of Caseyâs undies. Casey was on his hands and knees as his underwear was laying limply on the ground, stretched out like a parachute. He tried to crawl away, but he was just as dizzy as Rocksteady was. Before he could even get far, Bebop walked up and stepped on the stretched undies to make him stop moving. Casey looked back up at him and just saw him shake his head, basically saying âweâre not done here.â
Bebop reached down and grabbed a good chunk of the stretched undies and lifted him back up to his feet, letting him dangle on his tippy toes.
âHeh heh, hey Rock, you really stretched these out, huh?â He said while giving a few tugs. âNow we gotta stretch out the other side to make them match.â
âYeah, yeah, you go ahead and get started. Iâll be *hurgh* be right there.â Rocksteady said as he looked like he was on the verge of puking. He ran behind one of the canisters and you could hear him blowing chunks.
Bebop just shrugged his shoulders and turned Casey around to grab the front of his undies. Casey, in turn, tried to stop Bebop from getting a grip on them, but was distracted when Bebop pulled on the back again to get his attention away from the front. As Casey tried to put his hands behind him to alleviate some more of the pain, Bebop to the opportunity to get a good grip on the front of his undies and yank a little bit of them out. Giving an eager grin, Bebop yanked more on the front of the undies and got Casey on his tippy toes once again.
âHa ha, this is what you deserve for tossing that grenade in the canister with us.â Thatâs when Bebop started pulling harder and lifting him off the ground a few times. Casey put his hands on his nuts from the amount of pain he was in, but it didnât really help much.
After a bit more time, Rocksteady came back into the picture and decided to help Bebop out by grabbing the back of the undies again while Bebop was still yanking on the front. At that point, they started giving him an intense squeaky clean wedgie as Rocksteady said, âhey Casey Boy, donât forget to floss! Hahahahaha!â
âHahaha! Yeah, floss! Ha, good one, Rock!â
Casey couldnât take much more at this point and was now on the brink of tears.
After about a minute of them flossing Casey, Bebop let go of the front while Rocksteady still had a grip on the back and said, âhere Casey Boy, I got you a new hat! Why donât you try it on?â Before Casey could even ask what he was talking about, Rocksteady yanked harder on the undies bringing the waistband well over his head and Casey squealed in pain. At that point, Rocksteady brought the waistband down over Caseyâs head and connected it on to his chin. He let him go and Casey was just walking around blinded by his own tighty whities as Bebop and Rocksteady just gave each other a high five and watched him struggle for a bit.
*Sigh* âWell I donât know about you, but I think Iâm bored torturing this nerd now.â Bebop explained to Rocksteady. âHow about you?â
âYeah, I think Iâm done too.â
At least he wouldâve been, but something in the distance caught his eye and made his eyes light up.
âAs a matter of factâŚâ he said as he pointed in the distance to show Bebop a chain hanging down from a winch with a big hook hanging off the end of it. Bebop noticed it and turned to Rocksteady and nodded his head in agreement.
As they turned their attention back to Casey still struggling in his atomic wedgie, Bebop walked over to him, unhooked the undies from over his head and pulled him by his undies in the direction of the hook.
Casey being forcefully led had no idea what was gonna happen next and said, âhey, come one guys, what next? What more can you possibly do that you havenât done alreaââ. When Casey looked over his shoulder, he noticed Rocksteady over by the hook, ready and waiting. Casey knew what they were planning at that moment and desperately tried running forwards and away from the hook. He was giving himself even more of a wedgie at that point, but he wasnât focused on that. He was more concerned about what was about to happen.
Bebop was getting fed up with the resistance and he pulled hard on the tighty whities, making Casey lose balance and fall. Now he was being given a dragging wedgie as he was getting ever closer to the hook.
âAw come on guys, donât do this! L-look, Iâm sorry about the grenade thing, alright? It was a stupid idea, but hey, I knew you guys would come out of it without a scratch. So it all worked out in the end, right? Right?!?â
âOh, youâre gonna be sorry alright!â Bebop responded.
Having finally reached the hook, Bebop grabbed the end of Caseyâs undies, hooked a bit of it on to the hook and asked Rocksteady, âHey Rock, mind raising it up a bit? I wanna make sure this worm doesnât escape before the final act.â
âHeh heh, you got it, Bebes!â Rocksteady replied and started raising the winch while still attached to Caseyâs undies, but only enough to where he wouldnât be able to unhook them beforehand.
âHeh heh, there we go! You ready, Rock?â
âYou know it!â As Rocksteady was getting ready to press the âUPâ button again, Casey yelled out, âWAIT!â
âAgh, what now?â
âUhhâŚwould it help if I told you that I felt bad before tossing that grenade?â Casey had a nervous smile on his face as he said that and saw them both look at each other for a second.
Rocksteady responded, âDoes this answer your question, Casey Boy?â At that moment, he pushed the button and Caseyâs tighty whities started rising even higher until he was on his tippy toes once again, which didnât last too long because next, he was up and suspended about 10 feet off the ground. Casey couldnât even get another sentence out he was in so much pain. All he could was hang there suspended and holding on to his nuts.
âHa ha, nice work, Rock.â
âHa, thanks, Bebes! Hey, wanna grab a bite to eat?â
âLike you need to ask me twice! Letâs get outta here. Yo, Casey Boy, nice hanging with you!â Bebop shouted as they fist bumped each other and started walking away waving bye.
Casey just went limp and could only hope that his undies would rip soon, before the turtles saw him like this.
As Bebop and Rocksteady were walking to the exit, they both looked at each other giving another fist bump and exclaimed âMy man!â
















