THE BACHELOR’S CORINNE | SENTENCE MEME
"My heart is gold, but my vagine is platinum." “I love the taste of victory.” “She’s just a big, mean swamp monster.” “I'm a corn husk; you gotta pull all the layers back. And in the middle is this luxury, yellow corn. With all these pellets of information. And it's juicy, and buttery. You want to get to that corn." "The farm today was really scary for me." “Who’s stupid now?” "How do you make a voodoo doll — specific to a person?" "This butt doesn't belong in the swamp." "I need sushi." "I am not a runner-up. And my sex abilities are definitely top-notch." "I didn’t mean to offend anyone by taking that nap. Michael Jordan took naps. Abraham Lincoln took naps." "Do you call this immature?" "I don't know how to do chores." "Today was just a dream come true. I stepped out of my comfort zone, many times and angles. Dad would be proud, even though I was naked." "I'm intelligent in my own way." "Cheers, bitches" “I'm a good person. I'm not just saying that.” “I feel like I'm not being myself, but I'm trying really hard to be myself -- but because I'm trying so hard to be myself, it's making me even more not myself.” “I respect you for shoveling the poopy. I do. I really, really do. It takes a lot of courage and a really blind sense of smell to shovel that poopy. But I had a really serious hand situation, and I just couldn't shovel that poop.” “I don't want to be here. I want to be in a spa being fed a nice taco -- preferably chicken.” “I'm really pissed. She re-interrupted me, which I think is very rude. I interrupted ____ and she re-interrupted me.” “I am not privileged in any way, shape, or form.” “We’re fighting over a fiancé, not a pickle” “I have tried so many times to make cheese pasta, but I can’t make cheese pasta like her" “I don’t have kids. I am the kid.” “I’m not perfect; I’m human. I’m not the brightest crayon in the box.” “Everybody naps, just like everybody poops. There’s a book about it. Read it!”









