Consider: Cloud's sword care is so abysmal it manages to at least partially break Jenova's hold on Sephiroth as he gets angry on Angeal's behalf.
Sephiroth: At last, Cloud. Youâve arrived just in time to witness the beginning of the end. I will take this planet for my own, absorb the lifestream, and ascend toâ
*Cloud is trying to yank the buster sword out of a rock it got wedged in*
Sephiroth: ...ascend to godhood, becoming one withâ
*CRRRACKâCloud finally wrenches it free, stumbling backward*
Sephiroth: âone with the very essence of existence itself. Motherâs will shallâ
*Cloud is now beating the sword against the ground to knock off chunks of dried mud with an awful CLANG CLANG CLANG*
Sephiroth: âMotherâs will shall be realized, and all who stand against me willâ
*Cloud stops beating it because he realizes itâs rust*
Sephiroth: âwill perish in theâthe cleansing fire ofâ
*Cloud is now using the Buster Sword to pry past a rock*
Sephiroth: ANGEAL DIDNâT DRAG ME TO THAT SPECIALTY SWORD MAINTENANCE SHOP IN JUNON IN 1998, SPEND THREE HOURS EXPLAINING PROPER STEEL CARE, AND MAKE ME MEMORIZE A SEVENTEEN-STEP CLEANING PROCESS IN CASE HE DIED JUST FOR YOU TO TREAT THAT BLADE LIKE A CROW BAR.
Sephiroth: Forgive me. Where was I? Yes, the Planet will bow beforeâ
*Cloud gets bored and sticks the sword into the ground, bending it slightly*
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