I'm Zo, yo.

not to sound like an old woman with an enchanted mirror begging at the side of a medieval road but it’s amazing how much greed has become a publicly acceptable attribute and one day and possibly soon we WILL pay for it 

god nerfed me by making me allergic to garlic and sunlight

so, a vampire?

i can confirm that i am not a vampire as i have blood

Is it your blood?

it is blood, yes

Is it blood that has always belonged to you, from the moment of your spawning?

it is blood, it is in my possession, therefore it is my blood

rare squats in ‘47, triple OG trendsetting. cut the hynas a check.

Fuck yr gringo ass hardstance

Love!

In love 😍

“Pachucas broke taboos of their time by wearing men’s-style pants sometimes and appearing in public often with their pachuco boyfriends; at the time, a “good woman” was considered to have her place in the home. They defied gender stereotypes and roles in Mexican-American culture in much the same way flappers had in European-American culture in the 1920s.“ (x).

This shit fire

Eyebrows🔥

Op I’d like to thank you for sharing this. Ever since the first time I’ve read it I’ve held it in my mind and it really has helped me to be kinder to others and to myself.

Fat Thigh Energy

call me ignorant but i genuinely don’t understand why sports have to be split up by gender.

@ everyone in the notes talking about physical performance: if that were the case, then sports would be divided by physical performance. that’s a thing you can measure. that’s a thing that varies by individual. a weak man and a strong man would be an unfair fight in boxing/wrestling/MMA, which is why they divide those sports up into weight groups based on physical performance. but they also further segregate them based on gender. chess is segregated by gender for no reason but sexism. if it’s actually about skill and physical ability, then measure those and separate people by those metrics. don’t do some bullshit gender segregation and pretend like men and women are inherently on different levels no matter their individual abilities.

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Remember that time a teenage girl struck out Babe Ruth? That’s fucking why. Men are afraid of being beaten by women.

Remember that time male swimmers were pulled out of training because Kate Ledecky was leaving them ‘broken’ by swimming better than them? Remember how she didn’t even notice, because she was busy actually training?

Shooting is a sport that has no reliance on strength and so any allowance for gender variation is irrelevant. The last time there was a mixed competition (1992) a chinese woman named Zhang Shan won it.

CHECK!!!

Lol I started smiling and jamming so hard just from listening to this 😂😌

Like his voice is so pure you feel every note

I love all three of them instantly.

This is so pure. I love it

I babysat this girl tonight and she was really excited to show me the part in mario odyssey where you can play as a t-rex and when she’s playing as the t-rex she’s like “I gotta watch out for those little spikey guys cause they’ll kill me. just kidding I’m a dinosaur” and then she told the alexa to fart

cursed image

this is the most fucked up scenario that accurately depicts that movement of photons through space and time

Einstein would be so upset that you proved his theory in one moment, cause in his day it took fuckin months to setup an eclipse pic to prove relativity n you did it by accident, in ur living room. congrats.

with fucking Pickle Rick, no less