Vincent's Sunflowers

Know your Meme’s silence on “men get pegged” is deafening

whaf if we walked around with little animals on our shoulders all the time. what if thats just how it was

- philip pullman, mere moments before writing the golden compass

*pops my throat open and starts shooting out my vertebrae like a pez dispenser*

a common reason for milk being like this is mastitis (teat infection) in the cow itself…like this should have been caught before it even entered the supply chain. fucking hell.

Noah fence but that’s what I, as a vegan, have been talking about all along

don’t make this about your veganism. this is about the government shutdown and its effect on the food industry

2019 is the year we’re gonna STOP trying to fuck the monsters, robots, and aliens and START cultivating healthy emotional, intellectual and sexual intimacy with the monsters, robots, and aliens

the cat is controlling him

How fucking high must Tony Stark’s pain tolerance be though. I mean. Open heart surgery without anaesthetic. Flying ten feet into the air, hitting a wall and then dropping back to the floor. Being hit with the impact of a fucking tank missile. This was in the 1st damn movie. Tony was still pretty much a civilian at that point. Like holy shit you guys What the hell has he been fucking doing to get that tough.

i feel like this photo should have a date on it

this image was made before time existed, that cat is the first soul in the universe and the spilling of that bowl is the folly of mortal sin.