sleep king

Oh Etho wanted. Oh Etho suggested. Oh I tested with ETHO. Oh and ETHO said. Oh a bunny bomb like ETHO was doing earlier.

ethubs who've been fwb for a decade getting to a new season of hermitcraft and bdubs turns to etho and waggles his eyebrows hey so when do you want to break in the new server and etho half scandalised says and what makes you think i'm a sure thing? and bdubs goes i'm not taking that from the guy who's always sneaking up on me trying to get his hands in my pants and etho very oh i see so you think i'm some kind of floozy and bdubs says floozy! and etho says you know a little romance every now and again would be nice i don't even remember the last time you did something nice for me without wanting something out of it. and obviously that's a lie and they both know it but now on principle they can't have sex until romantic standards have been met, except bdubs can't just give him flowers or a box of redstone and call it a day because etho will accuse bdubs of thinking he can be won over with flowers or redstone, and bdubs can't take him out on a date because a) it's right at the beginning of the season, the infrastructure of the server includes an end portal and a quartz shop and that's it, and b) see the aforementioned point about flowers and redstone. so they are at. somewhat. of an impasse. however they are still incapable of being normal about each other. theyre out chatting and bdubs is sketching and he's like man i want to paint this but i don't have any paper. wait. take your shirt off. and etho raises his eyebrow and says uh huh but he does, and then he's lying on the grass and bdubs is covering his back in oil paint and he says is this if this is supposed to be foreplay and bdubs says how can it be foreplay i'd end up with paint all over myself. and etho says so it's fine for me to be covered in paint but youre too high and mighty for it. and bdubs says well i don't get myself into these situations! this conversation obviously does not lead to sex. another day etho decides that he would actually like to try getting good at pvp again so drags bdubs out to a clearing and they get extremely hot and sweaty and etho pins bdubs to the ground with his crotch basically on bdubs's face and he's got his bare chest out and on any other day even one of these things is near guaranteed to secure him a blowjob, both of them together is a slam dunk, but bdubs just look up at him and says now i know you want a little more romance than that sweetheart. and proceeds to trigger etho's respawn twice in a row. then bdubs notices etho's nail varnish is chipping on his toes and so insists on doing it for him because etho always gets the varnish everywhere and so he's got etho's feet in his lap doing them and then giving etho a foot massage and bdubs gets hard and he looks over and notices etho is too and says that's very interesting. and etho says oh you think this has something to do with you. very cocky. and so they don't fuck. and it goes on and on like this throwing themselves at each other and getting soundly rejected for months until the end of the season gets announced as being a couple of weeks away and they look at each other and realise they haven't fucked in almost a year and a half and well. they do not spend much of the next two weeks finishing any projects.

Its already insane how often joel mentions bdubs but to say “imagine bdubs naked with beetroots covering each nipple” on stream and to include in your own hc episode is. well.

Transcript: Scar: Listen to this guy gas Etho up: "The Etho Hopper Clock," we call it here in the business the EHC. Etho is a wonderful man. Bdubs, overlapping: Okay, that's not what it says. That's not- Scar: I have a small framed photo of him in my drawer, next to my bedside. (Scar, Impulse, and Skizz laugh) Bdubs: Taped to my monitor as well.