I Don't Know Shit, Not A Fuck.

bi women are women who like men in a gay way. wont elaborate

and bi men are men who like women in a gay way. dont ask questions

these all happened in the second half of march so happy anniversary to vanessa hudgens saying “it’s a virus and i respect that and like people are going to die which is terrible but like inevitable” on instagram live and happy anniversary to ellen saying “this [27 million dollar mansion] feels like a prison” and happy anniversary to madonna calling the virus a “great equalizer” while bathing in a bathtub with rose petals in it and happy anniversary to sia posting a picture that just said “virus <3″ and happy anniversary to priyanka chopra clapping to her empty garden and happy anniversary to gal gadot et al.’s imagine video

never knew human anatomy was this fucked

cow bones by gary larson

Spamming shitty people is my favorite internet pastime

Literally just some shit like ' (fake name) was talking about unionizing and said I could make $2.50 more an hour with the union, why are they saying that?' Will be their fave bc it gives them the energy that you're a worker who hasn't been won over yet but can still spew their bs at you

*breaks down the door at thebootydiaries HQ and finds a skeleton sitting in front of a computer with a script automatically queing the same posts over and over again*

slimetony making fun of thebootydiaries feels like that season of power rangers where theres two really incompetent villains who both hate eachother 

Spamming shitty people is my favorite internet pastime

It should be illegal or something to sing “This Land Is Your Land” without the secret verses

You took one of the greatest hobo anthems ever written and turned it patriotic. That’s basically a war crime.

Secret verses??!??

Holy shit.

American folk singer Woody Guthrie, who wrote other songs such as Tear The Fascists Down, All You Fascists Bound To Lose, Miss Pavlichenko, and like 6 tributes to Sacco and Vanzetti, was what you might call a “communist”

it cannot be overstated how much damage hamilton did to peoples brains not even saying this as a joke

Ah, to be a little coyote eating roadkill on the highway

A coyote doesn't care about "discourse" or "social media." He doesn't even know what "taxes" are. He's never heard of a "job." No coyote has ever gotten a "grand jury subpoena." He just wants to sniff his friends' assholes, eat cats, and make sad noises at night.

If you tried to give a coyote a gender, he would eat it

also please keep your cats indoors, this has been a public service announcement