â when i figure out how to die without hurting my momâs feelings itâs over for me, bitches â
â 420 stands for â4got 2 0pologizeâ â
â  all millennials do is commit minor felonies and be gay  â
â Â hoodies are one of the most powerful and underappreciated articles of clothing. cold? put on a hoodie. raining? put on a hoodie. no bra? put on a hoodie. nothing to wear? hoodie. cripplingly low self esteem? you already know. so versatile! so multifaceted! Â â
â  i thought christmas was like⌠next friday or something its in like 3 days fuck â
â  if youâre not in love with me by 00:00:00 jan 1 then just block me. i donât need that kind of energy following me into the new year  â
â  who needs ghosts? haunt your own house. wander around your own living room wailing and crying  â
â  my kink is not opening messages and pretending theyre not there  â
â  u know when ur growing out of phases and mindsets but u havenât found where exactly ur shift in identity is going yet? thatâs tonightâs mood  â
â  me @ me: donât start buddy donât you dare  â
â  there are people you havenât met yet who will love you  â
â  god knew what she was doing when she made bruno mars short if he had been tall he would be too powerful â
â  motivation? havenât heard of her in years how she doin  â
â  Do you think people with LED headlights know that everyone hates them? LikeâŚreally hates them in an oddly personal way? Do you think they know?  â
â and the final mood for 2017 is: you know those days where youâre like, this might as well happen? â
â putting more importance into self care, spirituality, love and peace of mind. start with stretching and deep breathing. â
â Â dont forget to tell someone you love that you love them, thank people who deserve to be thanked, be more patient on people having a hard time, be more considerate, understanding, and be kinder, always. Â â
â  do you think in the 1700s there were people who were like nah man Mozartâs a total sellout I only listen to peasants beating things with sticks itâs way more authentic  â
â  2032 is gonna be my year just u wait  â
â  I want a âI made a playlist for youâ typa love  â
â @ 2018 the bar is literally so low â
â  Just because you donât look like somebody who you think is attractive doesnât mean you arenât attractive. Flowers are pretty, but so are sunsets and they look nothing alike. â
â  i have a âwhy am i like thisâ moment at least five times a day  â
â  very sad to hear about donald trump. nothing happened to him iâm just sad to hear about him  â
â  *me, eyes wide open at 3am* what happened to chandler bing once he got to yemen  â
â  tonightâs mood is the deep desire to be held close in a dimly lit room, covered in blankets while rain is softly falling outside  â
â Â do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like âthat youâ Â â
â  i guess im just too fucking dumb to lucid dream. cant ever realize im in a dream, iâll look around me like damn iâm in my old elementary school and my teeth are falling out and im naked? well shit guess this is my life now. got fooled by my subconscious again lads  â
â  u ever get no sleep and the next day ur body functions like the tumblr app  â
â  you ever wonder how many people youâre in the âweâre friends but i would kiss you if you askedâ club with  â
â  is anyone else just going through life like âyeah i just gotta get past this last difficult week and then itâs smooth sailing from there!â but like⌠every week  â
â Â The only thing toxic that you should still be in contact with is that song Britney Spears made, because that song is lit. Â â
â Â imagine if you named your kid dad. just dad. Â â
â Â take care of yourself, please. i donât know what id do if anything happened to you.
 â
â crazy how personal growth can make you let go of people you swore you couldnât live without. Â â
â  im in no position to have high standards but it doesnât stop me  â
â you can start over at anytime. your day is not ruined. your world is not over. take a deep breath. start over.  â
â  Iâm gonna have a bomb ass life and I know it cause Iâve suffered so much and I know that wasnât for no reason  â
â  you ever just get in bed and ur like yep this is where iâm meant to be  â
â Â an unstoppable force (my love of books) meets an unmovable object (my lack of a desire to actually read anything) Â â
â  i just have this persistent feeling of âiâm not doing enoughâ combined with âi donât have the energy to do anythingâ and it just really fucking sucks  â
â  sorry I havenât replied to ur texts Iâve been overwhelmed by literally anything thatâs ever happened or will happen  â
â  me when i see a wild animal in a metropolitan area: reclaim your space, we are the invaders, retake what is yours  â
â  no offense but money would solve literally every single one of my problems. like all of them. i dont have a single problem that money wouldnt immediately solve  â
â  i am not enough and itâs eating me alive  â
â  what do u mean âwhat have i been up toâ ⌠iâm out here ruining my own life as always bitch  â
â Â always remember that love will always come back to u. in a different form, different person, different hobby, different touch. but in any way, love will always come back. Â â
â Â The struggle between me wanting to be successful and me wanting to lay in bed 24/7 Â â
â  If you play âFeeling Myselfâ by Nicki Minaj and BeyoncĂŠ at exactly 11:58:50 pm on New Yearâs Eve, BeyoncĂŠ will say âWorld Stopâ in 2017 and âCarry Onâ in 2018. â
â  Self care is putting absurd amounts of parmesan cheese on your pasta  â
â Â you ever just like âwow thatâs my voice? people listen to this clown on a daily basis?â Â â
â  ravioli ravioli give me a reason to live  â
â  finally worked up the courage to tell the starbucks girl she was beautiful and i only puked twice  â
â  do i wanna know??? no. but thank u monkey friends  â
â  hey this is kinda ns.fw but i wann h*ld your h*nd  â
â talent: overthinking â
â  have you ever had that feeling that you really wanna workout to get a flat stomach⌠but you also just wanna eat pizza and watch netflix.  â
â  if you google eyebrows are you eyebrowsing  â
â  *skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game â
â Â Literally heard a convo at the library where a guy was telling a girl that heâs an omega and the girl telling him that sheâs a beta, and my mind just did not automatically connect the context to fraternity pledge classes at all and I just whispered to myself âwhat the fuck?? What the fuck??â Â â
â  my hands? ready to be held  â
â  Catch These Hands! with your hands. weâre holding hands now. this is nice  â
â  kinda weird that u can think about someone as much as u want and they have no idea  â
â  physically, yes, i could fight a bird. but emotionally? imagine the toll  â
â  I would rather wander around a store for 9 hours than ask an employee where something is and this I do not understand  â
â  my childhood, or, as i like to call it, the general abyss with one or two memories attached to it  â
â Â i know âgayâ isnât an emotion but letâs be real,,,,,,,,,it kind of is and i feel it 24/7 Â â
â  babe get ready for a night on the town, i just found an old Subway gift card and thereâs still $9.45 left on it â
â just because the past didnât turn out like you wanted it to, doesnât mean your future canât be better than you ever imagined â
â  iâm the person whoâs 100% down for spontaneous adventures but also 100% down to lay in bed all day. iâm on both ends of the spectrum  â
â this year has changed me more than I ever thought it would.  â
â Â itâs ok to disappear for a lil while and get your shit together. Â â
â if you wanna love me hmu  â
â  calling me baby makes me so freakin weak â
â iâm that one guy on spongebob always screaming about his leg  â
â  remember to drink a fucking shit ton of water every miserable day of ur life  â
â Â i just want someone whoâs excited to make out with me and text me all the time. Â â
â Â never apologize for your giant dogs getting overexcited, if i get taken down by a 100 pound mass of fluff then thatâs how i go. Â â
â  when i figure out how to die without hurting my momâs feelings itâs over for me, bitches  â
â Â THIS GUY JUST ASKED ME WHAT MY NAME WAS AND I DIDNT UNDERSTAND WHAT HE SAID SO I SAID 4:45Â Â â
â Â my blood is glow stick juice. thats why all my bones crack when i move. Â â
â  are cute dates and rough sex too much to ask for  â
â  honestly, my goal in life is just to be a very warm person. i want to be as loving and as kind as i can be. â
â  just a small dumb bitchâŚ. living in a lonely ditch  â
â  youâre not selfish for wanting to be treated well  â
â when y'all fake conversations in your heads do you sometimes say random sentences out loud too? i was just tying my shoes and said very sternly and loudly âi DO know how ants work, fuckerâ  â
â true space facts: if u look up there it is â
â  anyone else bummed they have 2 sleep alone tonight and uh not in some1s arms  â
â  how am i sensitive and a bitch at the same time  â