Slap Some Diapeys On Them Sons Of Guns

This is what Willem Defoe was writing on his detective pad

ngl if i was a elphephant id whip that thing around crazy style

Dobby Pussy Indulgence

Dobby Pussy Indulgence

The Pope Walks Into The Shop. Bangs His Sceptre On The Ground. And Demands A Dobby Pussy Indulgence

@ghost-mantis

now i understand why this lil hoe is on kungfu panda

had a dream where my mom tried to give our Venus fly trap a spoonful of milk and it immediately started hacking and coughing like an adult human man

a dude came into the library stoned out of his mind and was like, “do I need a library card to look at books?” And I said, “to take books home, yes. To look at them, no” and he looked so relieved. bro was staring at a fish encyclopedia for like an hour and then just left.

this is literally all society needs to be

they should make a weed strain called get up bitch clean your apart ment