Mister Fur-Coates Wonderment Department

Y’all I NEED a Falkor the size of a cocker spaniel, STAT.

I feel like I’m hallucinating this

my new roommate’s best friend literally says “we’ll just go out for one drink” on a weeknight, goes to a club, has ONE drink while everyone else is getting to it, and then tells everyone when it’s time to go home so they can actually make it to class in the morning and I’m genuinely terrified by the amount of self control she has

saying you’ll just have one drink at the club on a school night and then following through and getting up for class the next day demonstrates the exact level of resolve it took to amputate your own arm on an 18th century battlefield

I was not ready

unmute this

I’m fucking crying with laughter right now, genuine tears in my eyes

@yoongtechnology

i needed this laugh

omg