welcome to my twisted colon

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

if you ever bouncing your leg or shaking your foot that bc you were borned without a tail to swish swish...

m.i.a. releases a christian rap album azealia banks releases a spoken word guided meditation album jessie ware's a zionist lunatic roisin murphy's jk rowling jr and just when the world needed santigold most she vanished without a trace

But kelela is still standing

But kelela is still standing.

this could be the snart of something big

people really think "i HATE this [genre/medium], so that should tell you how good this is when i say i liked it" is a good place to start their review from. like why would i listen to you. you hate the genre/medium. the one you like is probably not very good as an example of the genre or medium.

i kind of hate it when they cast the same 10 superstars who are in literally everything in a movie. celebrity-sickness

not every movie needs to be an ensemble cast of timothee chalamet, zendaya, tom holland, robert pattinson, and anya taylor-joy

the spirit is unwilling and the flesh it feels not so good also

For the first time in my tenure on tumblr, it's "THAT'S A PHOTOGRAPH?" and not "THAT'S AN OIL PAINTING?"