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Alex thinking he can blow up an AI data center by constantly pinging it with “Are rats bourgeoisie?”

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"Pffft, y'know, if you're going to get all high-brow on me, you might as well rock an eye monocle and a curly little 'stache. It sells the whole fancy-schmancy airs, trust me," Clear cajoled as the other brunet made his presence known, relieved that the other man wasn't some hard-ass that would give him grief for just wanting to admire the various racing vehicles dotting the blacktop.
But, Alex's next offerings caused Clear's mind to stutter. Pre-race autographs? Questions of the like? A friendly interrogation, raking a complete stranger over coals? And it's not like Clear was against some friendly banter of all kinds, but he didn't exactly know who this guy was, let alone anyone else who worked this particular circuit...
"But, uh--yeah. So, we're cool? Like this isn't something calling the cops-worthy?" Clear ventured gingerly, gauging the other man's reaction. Aside from speaking like a human thesaurus, Clear wanted to assume he was cool. And not secretly hiding some pissy demeanor, or whatever.
❝ ✖ | The circuit, filled to the brim of so adored law-abiding ( but spouse-detesting and worse ) racers, side-eye Alex and his rash conduct. Tracks, personal life, choices. No half-hearted rivalries, no post-race festivities. Clubs which evade gaudy exposition, embraces raving and a bit of debauchery is more his speed.
... until discovering his future beloved, that is. Picturing them waiting with bated breath for his debut today, or taking a cat nap—Alex suggested reading material improper for climate and crowding reasons. Indeed, it’s muggy outdoors; the aircon offers reprieve indoors.
Sporting an impish grin, the maverick chuckles. Contacting the authorities ? When the last plume withers away and snaps ( never. ) “ Nah, we’re fine. Those pigs will suspect foul play on my end. They aren’t keen on juvie kids surpassing their expectations while keeping their principles. ” Shifting weight onto the opposing leg, flicking off a mislaid lock of auburn hair from his frontal view. Vain even when he’ll emerge in detritus matching today’s course.
“ Also a grave mistake. Viewerships plummet from stagnation, safe personalities, and... those without advantageous looks, so to speak. The ‘ spectacle ’ and its contradictions become apparent pretty quick here. ”
Headcanon Generator
Alex speaks only in meme references. (X)
Alex is constantly singing for no reason. (X)
Alex almost drank the lethal dosage of caffeine once. (X)
Alex chews their nails when nervous. (X)
Alex is very good at using chopsticks. (✓)
Alex is a theatre kid. (X)
Alex has fallen asleep at their desk while working in the middle of the night. (✓)
Alex reads AO3. (✓)
Alex is awful with technology and doesn't know how to use a smart phone. (X)
Alex has been to prison. (✓) [Assuming juvie counts.]
tagged by: @eraba-reta-unmei tagging: 2lazy.
@brncut. " you’ve been so quiet. what’s on your mind ? "
and how is he to explain that he's been mind wrestling with the dark entity contained within his flesh ? he wants control. he's relentless with it. exhaustion piles up far quicker these days.
alex's voice brings him out of his head, but it won't be long before he's pulled back inside. " hm .. it's nothing. " he reaches into his pack to pull out a granola bar. " are you hungry ? haven't seen you eat much today. "
❝ ✖ | A granola bar. Alex plucked it away ( as if the packet is some precious family heirloom ) and makes the least noise possible tearing open the cheap packaging. Given its material, though, it’s still obnoxiously loud.
“ No answer but a bar ? I’ll manage for now, ” Alex says cheerily. Consuming the item unbothered—if the bar wasn’t laden with some unidentifiable, raisin-shaped fruits, it’d be an arduous experience. “ Against your best interests, I’m gonna think there is something wrong, though. And nothing will convince me otherwise. Be very afraid. ”
Alex: will hang a mayor upside-down from a flagpole. Also Alex: makes scarves or plushies.

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❝ ✖ | “ I think we should all dropkick a cop at least once in our lives. ”
due to not wanting to, i will not. thanks.
❝ ✖ | “ I’m recycling random shit around town. Wanna help a guy out ? ”
❝ ✖ | “ Never met my old man, but whatever. ”
❝ ✖ | “ You wanna see this neat trick on a hoverboard ? ” // @brncut
" Wh—uh ... sure? As long as you promise not to hurt yourself. "
❝ ✖ | Alex performs a 360 ollie and...
Succeeds !
“ I didn’t promise jack shit, but I didn’t get hurt either. Win-win. ”

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❝ ✖ | He’s awake and prepped for raising hell.
As a Magus with phoenix DNA, Alex’s transformation properties range from a featureless, combusted humanoid, another that passes as human ( within reason of his anatomy / physiology, ) and a regular, male golden pheasant. The golden pheasant is a devolution of some phoenixes after a devastating war where mana took decades to recover at its optimal levels; hence, anyone with the firebird’s ancestry is capable of transforming into one. Most for espionage, camouflage, acting as a middle-man / messenger, or simply for the hell of it. In one particular minority group wjere phoenix-blooded Magi are extant—the one Alex’s mother belonged to—a golden pheasant are tattooed somewhere on the body; it is mandatory for those to etch it by ancient means before someone turns 25. The process of this modification takes many years ( many start at either 16 to 18, ) hence the rather lax timeframe. The swirling, smoldering, tattoo on Alex’s back is the revered bird itself.
──ཐི ྐ( ᶠᶸᶜᵏᵧₒᵤ! )ཋྀ ྐ─•── ❝ There's nothing immoral about cremation... ❞ As if him being UNDEAD JUSTIFIES IT ; however, with final statement, a perplexed look shapes countenance with cant of head. Perhaps he's too inexperienced, but the things Alex talked about sounded like they were inflammable with "regular fire".
❝ Doesn't metal have to be like extremely hot to melt? You're not planning on using gasoline and a lighter, are you... ❞ Imagination starts running wild, envisioning the other with flamethrowers blasting lava for hands. ❝ Does this mean i get to see your super cool super power? Do you breathe fire? PLEASSE SHOW ME .ᐟˎˊ˗ ❞ ──ཀ♡ཀﮩ٨ـ 𖦤 ̊ ̟ ⊱༒︎
❝ ✖ | Morals, lack of, incomprehensible. It’s not worth shouldering the responsbilities of weighing them. An object’s in question, one that’ll experience ‘ recycling ’. Smirk fierce as ever, the Magus’ lips parted; words befitting of an arsonist:
“ No. I’m gonna use magic. Magical fire, to be precise, ” he replies, a jump to his stride as he fetched the offending components from a closet. Each neatly organized, tallied, labelled. Tedium is at an all-time high. Fireproofing by snapping fingers.
Faintly glowing, champagne-colored barrier wound about obtrusive areas. Guaranteeing safety—additionally, it absorbs both physical and olfactory means of any flames produced. Senses and locale cordoned off from danger, Alex reiterated his movement.
The central box erupts into flames. It swirls, colors running the gamut from oranges, yellows, reds... to unusual modes such as purples, white, and blues. Proud of setting an example, Alex’s smile shows elation at his deed. Fangs peeking out beneath smooth, full lips.
“ Let’s take a gander at your take, yeah ? ”
good responses to getting stabbed with a sword
wtf
that’s fair
not again
are you gonna want this back or can i keep it

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──ཐི ྐ( ᶠᶸᶜᵏᵧₒᵤ! )ཋྀ ྐ─•── ❝ I've been YELLED at four times for setting trees on fire... I have tried to BURN my father a few times... ❞ Hyper mind starts thinking of all related property damage charges with cant of head as an attempt to bond with his new brother. He definitely likes to SMASH things... && spit blood everywhere.
❝ What's been your favorite thing to burn so far ?? Wait, FUCK .ᐟˎˊ˗ Lets go burn something together as a family~ .ᐟˎˊ˗ ❞ ──ཀ♡ཀﮩ٨ـ 𖦤 ̊ ̟ ⊱༒︎
❝ ✖ | Trees ? His repertoire transcend past foliage. Abodes without tenants which crumbled, vehicles, paraphernalia or other items dictated by whims alone...
However. A person ? Whether delinquency or frustration over less-than-ideal rearing—both ?—Alex hadn’t a faintest understanding. Many suffered from wayward treatment. The Magus witnessed unspeakable damage to psyches. Reserving judgement; only half a tale, after all.
“ ... you don’t need to inform me about your, er, relationship with your dad. Just in case you’re expecting a good drilling about personal matters, ” he begins, and resumes on a lighter note. Grinning deviously. “ I gotta handful of failures from my mucking about with machinery. And I’ll need your, er, help in disposing them. ”
Ergo, destruction by conflagration. None of the portions desire salvaging. All the troubleshooting, installing or modification. They won’t budge. To the hellfire they go.
So I finally caved in and made this.
Rebagling for the day crowd.