this still cracks me up like can you imagine you’re 130 years old and suddenly a gigantic alien baby starts following you around

What an icon

last night I was just minding my business and this nasty ass bug landed on my arm and I kept trying to shake it off (Taylor Swift™ No copyright infringement intended. Property of TAS LLC Management 2014©) but it wouldn’t get off

prv. 6thbaddie

It’s not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn’t have the balls to do it..

whys king kong………..so fucking large

the bigger you are the larger you are

Anyway moral of the story is be nice but don’t be too nice

There is literally nothing in nature that blooms all year long, so do not expect yourself to do so.