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Woops! i’ve been awol a little while. had work and errands and studying...
i have some replies drafted, and i’ll reblog a couple of memes tonight. i’ll get to the replies tomorrow! sorry for the wait!

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i have a couple of replies left to do but feel free to like this for a teeny few-line starter? maybe even a lyrics starter depending on how it goes.
everything has been a bit crazy the last couple of days, but i’ll be on again tomorrow! i have replies drafted, but i’ll polish them up and post them tomorrow. sorry for the wait folks :)
Various Lemony Snicket quotes meme, Part One.
“I don’t know if you’ve ever noticed this, but first impressions are often entirely wrong.” “If you have ever lost a loved one, then you know exactly how it feels. And if you have not, then you cannot possibly imagine it.” “Your initial opinion on just about anything may change over time.” “The worst surroundings in the world can be tolerated if the people in them are interesting and kind.” “What a schmuck!” “One of the most troublesome things in life is that what you do or do not want has very little to do with what does or does not happen.” “Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don’t always like.” “Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them.” “Reading is one form of escape. Running for your life is another.” “People aren’t either wicked or noble. They’re like chef’s salads, with good things and bad things chopped and mixed together in a vinaigrette of confusion and conflict.” “Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator.” “I suppose I’ll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.” “If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.” “A good library will never be too neat, or too dusty, because somebody will always be in it, taking books off the shelves and staying up late reading them.” “When someone is crying, of course, the noble thing to do is to comfort them. But if someone is trying to hide their tears, it may also be noble to pretend you do not notice them.” “All the secrets of the world are contained in books. Read at your own risk.” “Strange as it may seem, I still hope for the best, even though the best, like an interesting piece of mail, so rarely arrives, and even when it does it can be lost so easily.” “…you know that a good, long session of weeping can often make you feel better, even if your circumstances have not changed one bit.” “Well-read people are less likely to be evil.”

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bxmbinating: ( brilliant beast )
“Ah. Yes. The bats. They are… quite a nuisance.” The beast rustled its spines reflectively. “With your limited auditory range I doubt you can detect it properly, but their echolocation conversations are exceptionally inane. Constant chattering back and forth. Much too small to make a proper meal, as well.” Only when it was truly on the brink of starvation was the beast desperate enough to snatch the winged creatures out of the air with a snap of its massive jaws.
A prickle of unease struck the beast regarding the woman’s interest in local fauna. Its… past experiences with naturalists had left a bad taste on the tip of its forked tongue. Though she appeared amenable, it couldn’t let its guard down, couldn’t shake the anxiety that it would again become merely another pawn in the affairs of human beings. It needed to be careful, very careful, ever ready to strike at any sign of villainy.
At the very least, her manners were appreciated. The beast rather preferred conversing with the civilized humans. Even if she turned out to be treacherous, it enjoyed intelligent conversation while it could.
“I apologize to hear you’ve befallen on a trail of misfortune.” The beast stretched languidly, fluid black coils of scale and muscle winding through the pillars of seaweed. “Regrettably, you are the first human I’ve seen since I last journeyed to the town south of here — as I said, not many will venture this far. Other than yourself, I haven’t detected any sign of another, and your kind aren’t easy to overlook.”
The beast frowned. It didn’t wish to offer more help than was necessary, but it simply wouldn’t do to keep this human lost in the forest — she might scare off the prey. Though helping her further was risky, the beast knew it could incapacitate her in a heartbeat, if it deemed it prudent.
“I can, however, assist you in finding a way out, if this would be agreeable to you. Though this forest is large and inhospitable, I am experienced at navigating it.” It sniffed haughtily. “Perhaps we would even recover your lost mate on the way. I must warn you, though, it is a long trek in any direction. You’ve managed to go quite off-map.”
beatrice felt a slight smile spread across her features, amusement growing. yes. bats were, to most people, nothing but an annoyance. beatrice didn’t see them that way herself. but she was no BEAST like this, with hearing that could take in all that the bats had to say. were she able to hear such things then perhaps her mind could be swayed, but as it was? she found bats utterly FASCINATING. “i don’t find them a nuisance, quite the contrary. though i have often been told of how annoying they are, i’m afraid... well, i’m afraid my mind is set on the matter.”
her smile was more relaxed, more NATURAL now. this beast was both amazing and terrifying, so unlike everything seen before. it was wonderful, and yet it made her nervous - for how did one act in this situation? she liked knowing about other people (and creatures) so as she could plan her actions in advance.
“i’m not here to study the bats, not right now. admittedly i do find them fascinating, but these bats are far better suited to this environment. i don’t wish to intrude.” perhaps later, when things were settled (and her children safe) she could return and look closer. but not now. “as much as i love bats, i love my family more.”
she gave a little nod, an acknowledgement of the beasts words and apology. not that the beast was at fault, and not that apologising made any difference. but it was a matter of etiquette really. “i-- ah, well, i expected as much. i’m sure he went the other way or-- he’s in here somewhere, i do hope.” but the place was dense, and movement slow. and there were so many directions which she could take. perhaps the best thing to do would be to LEAVE. he would do the same and when they were out of this area, then they could try and contact one another safely.
but would either of them make it out safely to begin with?
“i would be incredibly grateful for any assistance you can offer,” beatrice began, her smile warming again. “that’s a generous offer. and whilst i’ve navigated treacherous areas before, i know when i’m lost and when i must admit it. this place is quite unusual. if i could get out it would be far easier to get in contact with bertrand. i’m prepared to do what it takes to get out - a long trek will be worth it to meet with him and to get out. i can cope.” she would have to cope.
tbh beatrice probably names a lot of her bats. (who wouldn’t?). and most of them are names starting with b so there’s alliteration (like barney, and bailey, and becca, and bethany, whatever ).
but then there’s a FEW that have names that don’t start with be. a kit, and a monty. a josephine and ike. a gustav. and then, more mysteriously, just an L and an O.
and the kids don’t really know about these ones, maybe they hear the names now and then when her mothers working with them, but these bats are older and stay out with the house. and they’re all batshit crazy these ones. freaking bats.
‘The Princess Bride’ sentence meme
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Send one to my muse for their reaction
“Sleep well. I’ll most likely kill you in the morning.”
“You’re trying to kidnap what I’ve rightfully stolen.”
“While you’re at it, why don’t you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it?”
“They’re terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future.”
“I can cope with torture.”
“Get used to disappointment.”
“You’ve made your decision then?”
“Frankly, I think the odds are slightly in your favor at hand fighting.”
“I would sooner destroy a stained glass window than an artist like yourself.”
“Am I going mad, or did the word “think” escape your lips?”
“Your vote of confidence is overwhelming.”
“I admit it, you are better than I am.”
“You never said anything about killing anyone.”
“You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”
“You mock my pain!”
“Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.”
“Do you always begin conversations this way?”
“This is true love; you think this happens every day?”
“Australia is entirely peopled with criminals!”
“There’s not a lot of money in revenge.”
“You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.”
“Anyone who says differently is selling something.”
“Anybody want a peanut?”
“I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But for now, rest well and dream of large women.”
“Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.”
“The battle of wits has begun.”
“I wasn’t nervous. Maybe I was a little bit concerned, but that’s not the same thing.”
“We’ll never succeed. We may as well die here.”
“Please understand I hold you in the highest respect.”
“Isn’t there any way you trust me?”
“You’re trying to trick me into giving away something. It won’t work.”
“I’ll explain, and I’ll use small words so that you’ll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.”
“I told you I would always come for you. Why didn’t you wait for me?”
“I’m not saying I’d like to build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely.”
“You can die slowly, cut into a thousand pieces.”
“What hideous sin have you committed lately?”
“Yes, you’re very smart. Shut up.”
“There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.”
“That doesn’t leave much time for dilly-dallying.”
“Where I come from, there are penalties when a woman lies.”
“It would be absolutely, totally, and in all other ways inconceivable.”
“I challenge you to a battle of wits.”
“Look, I don’t mean to be rude but this is not as easy as it looks, so I’d appreciate it if you wouldn’t distract me.”
“Do you hear that? That is the sound of ultimate suffering.”
“You be careful. People in masks cannot be trusted.”
“Please consider me as an alternative to suicide.”
he was intelligent
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Friends or more? Sentence Starters
aka “sometimes i feel like i wanna make out with you is that a friend thing to do?” type of things
(send a name and a sentence)
“You’ve been pouting ever since I went out on that date, what’s up?”
“We always share blankets on the couch, I’m sure sharing the bed for the night is fine too.”
“Your lips are getting really close to mine.”
“I’m not jealous, but, like, come on, movie night is just for me and you only.”
“I dare you to kiss me.”
“No, go on the Ferris Wheel with me, not them.”
“You can share my jacket with me, since you’re shivering.”
“Why is your hand on my ass?”
“Cuddle with me.”
“I just kissed your forehead, chill.”
“Shit, how’d you make me blush like this?”
“Are you trying to turn me on?”
“Let’s hang out, but I’ll pay for everything, and we can go to this fancy restaurant– No, not a date.”
“Okay, I guess this is a date, actually.”
“Stop with the tongue thing, it’s strangely attractive.”
“I keep telling them we’re not dating, but they keep telling me friends don’t normally make out when drunk.”
“I don’t want to be friends with benefits, but I do want something more, I just can’t figure out what.”
“When did you get so beautiful?”
“If you’re going to dress like that, I’m not going to let you out of my sight.”
“Their pick-up line wasn’t as good as any of mine, I’m just saying.”
“No, I don’t know how I got a boner, It just kind of happened! It’s because of how you were eating that ice cream, I bet!”
“I’m holding your hand because the movie is scary, alright? It’s a… Terrifying… Rom-com… ….. .”
“Why’d you let go of me?”
“I accidentally called you my girlfriend/boyfriend today.”
“I kissed you because we were drunk.”
“I kissed you because I didn’t know what else to do.”
“Could you not talk to him/her, please? I think they’re trying to date you.”
“I wish we could stay like this forever…”
“I had this dream where we were dating.”
“I had this dream where you kissed me, and I kind of want to try it now.”
“Why do you always call me when I’m on a date?”
“No, I can’t hang out, I’m on a date and you know that.”
“Okay, maybe I am a bit jealous.”
“Just remember, he/she’s not the one who taught you how to kiss.”
“It’s weird how we’ve been friends for so long, but never went through that ‘crushing’ phase.”
“Maybe I want to kiss you because it’s cold and about to be cuddle season.”
“I say this a lot, but, look, they’re not good enough for you.”
“You’re always wrapping your arms around me in lines.”
“I was listening to that love song, and you came to mind. Weird, right?”
“You know this voucher only works for couples, right?”
“Are you implying that you want to kiss me?”
“Why are you looking at me like that?”
“You’re blushing so hard, all I did was say “I love you” in French.”
“I could get used to waking up next to you, actually.”
“Right… Well… I’m not sure how we ended up kissing like that…”
“I’m personally offended that you didn’t get me to be your fake date.”
“We would make a pretty good couple.”
“The date didn’t go well. Yeah, she/he didn’t like how I kept mentioning all of our adventures.”
“How come I always end up calling you when I can’t fall asleep?”
“Sometimes i feel like i wanna make out with you is that a friend thing to do?”
beatrice could only gaze for a moment, surprised and perhaps a little AMUSED. when she had entered the theatre to get in some quality rehearsal time for the next show she had not expected anyone else to be there.
of course, the theatre was open to all those who performed and importantly, to those who helped backstage and brought everything together. but it was altogether quite EARLY. she had thought she would be alone. and yet with their dramatic movements (just what were they doing?) they were taking up the whole stage.
“excuse me? i hope you don’t mind if i start practicing my lines here? i find it far easier to get into character on stage. there’s so much noise back at the rooms.” cause of the BATS mostly.
when i think of my brother, i can still remember the funeral and listening to the church bells ring. gustav was an odd, secretive man. but i know that everyone is mourning his sudden and suspicious disappearance. If my brother was alive, he would want hope to ring through us all than have us dwell in despair.
– from the desk of GUSTAV SEBALD
Bat-ritos :D
Tiny adorable thingz
How can anyone find them scary…they are so cute and so precious :D
I love the way their ears move, so cute <3
And they have such nice button eyes, like a little flying teddy bear :D
@xun-ffxiv
I need these.
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lol that’s why she’s trying to hide it
Violet does not condone the beating up of children
...she would only beat them up a tiny bit. haha

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one time when i was a little drunk and laying in bed with a guy, i kissed his neck and mumbled “i could beat the shit out of you” in his ear.
he said “i know”
imagine your otp
RP starters: Concern.
“It’s midnight, where the hell were you?!”
“Stop keeping your phone in silent, you got me worried!”
“Blood? Are you bleeding?”
“I don’t like the idea of you walking down the streets all alone.”
“I thought I would never see you again…”
“We should get you to hospital.”
“Where did all those bruises came from?”
“I have the right to be worried!”
“Have you been drinking? You look terrible.”
“Sleep at my place tonight.”
“I don’t feel safe letting you be alone when you’re in that shape.”
“Please talk to me about it.”
“Let me take care of you.”
“You need to rest now. Don’t move.”
“How many times have I told you to not go there?”
“You could’ve died, you know…”
“I don’t care if you don’t want my help, I’ll do it anyways.”
“You really need to stop drinking. I’m serious.”
“This time you got yourself into a hospital. I think that’s a sign.”
“Are you sure you’re okay?”
“You need to stop doing stupid shit like that or you will get yourself killed.”
“I’m your friend, of course I care!”
“You know I’m always here for you, right?”
“You’re not okay.”
“I’m just trying to help you.”
“Let me clean your wounds…”
“Why did you do it? Tell me.”