Pastels, Roses, and Memes

if psychic Pokemon glow like in the anime when they use their telekinesis or whatever I bet that like at least once a week their trainer sees them glowing with no floating item in sight and have to be like “WHAT ARE YOU FLOATING? WHAT DO YOU HAVE” like when your cat is chewing something you didn’t feed them

This is probably the exact experience of living with an Espurr

overstimulation/sensory overload really is like sorry I can’t hear you over the sound of my shirt tag being itchy and these two strands of hair touching my face and the tv and one of my shoelaces being undone and air touching me and the plane flying overhead and my own thoughts about remembering to buy hummus

i can’t talk i have socks on

“I agree with the message of this post but the wording is too passive-aggressive and manipulative for me to feel comfortable reblogging it”: a constant Tumblr experience.

The smell of vanilla extract is not entirely unlike a sirens song

Including the tragic ending

*slams fists on table* I want kiss

im sure theres people out there with insatiable lusts for grapes but for me i never even think about them unless theyre provided to me. but when im in a situation where i have grapes provided to me im like, wow, i have to consume my body weight in these right now or i will die

Embrace the power of “Y’know what? Fuck this” and see how it can improve your life

hi women