Lifted&Shifted

Steve Harrington is so good in Stranger Things 2.

With all the comedians we have here, it’d be great to find out just how you get the material - Bob Hope (1995)

The moral of the story is, if you want to make something rude in French, just take out the article in front of it. Yes, this works for nearly. every. word.

Every year. Every year there’s that kid who forgets that you can’t translate “I am excited” to “Je suis excitée”. And every year Monsieur Jordan has to slam the brakes before that kid can finish his sentence and then tactfully ask him not to announce to the class that he is horny.

I never did believe in miracles, but I’ve a feeling it’s time to try… I never did believe in the ways of magic but I’m beginning to wonder why..

For all my muderinos out there.

Dog plays with sea otters. [video]