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HEARTWARMING: Local teen has been written down on the Nice List for the first time in 6 years, and is expected to receive a stocking full of toys and joys!

i KNOW the sleep tips, google. trust me, i know about the darkness and the light and evil screens and exercise and meditation and not napping. i know “”“how”“” to sleep. what i need you to tell me is how to convince my fuckass adhd brain that i need to give up on doing things for the day and that the hours between midnight and five a.m. are NOT secret free extra time that no one will notice if i steal

Ah, they’re by the water

the devil is whispering into my ear and telling me to stick my fingers into bottles because i will totally always be able to get them out no matter what

You could make so many sports 1000x more interesting by just adding a second ball into the situation

The best possible situation is to add it to a sport that definitely doesn't have a first ball so people have to think about what's going on with the first ball

Swimming for instance

Two pitchers. One batter. Two bats.