i have the complexion of a sickly victorian child, the disposable income of a 10th century serf, and the fashion sense and eccentric personality of a professor of the arts in the 1920s who does a lot of cocaine

lorde really wrote an album about being the kid that stayed home when people went out and had to keep a reputation of being nice and modest and polite but secretly wanting to go crazy and dance wildly and go running and bounding and sobbing but feeling as though your whole life hinges on other people giving you the opportunity to do it and so you feel as though you’re wasting your youth

THANK YOUUUUUUU~

A single wash cycle of plastic-based fiber (polyester, poly fleece, faux fur) may release 700,000 pieces of microplastic into our waters. Nasty stuff.

aw dangit

Wool is the most environmentally friendly fabric despite being an animal product.

Using wool isnt even harming sheep 

Sheep need to be sheered or else it will cause serious problems. It’s a mutual relationship, we help sheep get rid of the pesky wool and it gives us a very useful material.

Also chickens will lay eggs no matter what!! That’s literally what chickens do!!! You are not eating “chick embryos”!!! If you’re worried about supporting the corporate mass farming industry, buy from a local free-range chicken owner! Almost anywhere has farmer’s markets!

This is the part where we talk about how the demand for agave nectar as an alternative to honey is destroying the habitat of the endangered long-nosed bat, which lives on agave.

post apocalyptic movies/tv shows are like ‘ok so the government has fallen. there are hardly any people left. we have no food or shelter. but DONT WORRY. the women are all still hairless. of course. women found many razors to shave every inch of their body with. the men however, can’t seem to find or borrow a razor to shave their beards. their beards are touching the ground. but the women are hairless. at least the women don’t have any underarm stubble.’ 

Super hot take but honestly, if you write articles on “how to look pretty during labor” you’re a traitor to women and actively working to uphold the insane beauty standards that women are held to on a daily basis and frankly if i see whoever wrote that article on the streets i will have to suppress my urge to spit on her

if my husband doesn’t cry when he sees me on our wedding day I will softly kick him in the shin until he sheds a tear 

I can’t wait to be married and wear my wedding ring all the time and tell everyone I’m married like it’s a personality trait

we live in a disgusting dystopian society where swordsmanship isn’t a respected college major