Anthony: I don't want your tea

Kate: I didn't make tea for you. This is my tea

Anthony: Then why are you telling me?

Kate: It's a conversation starter

Anthony: That's a lousy conversation starter

[earlier that day]

Gregory: I have to pick a team sport to play. It's a requirement

Kate: What sport are you going to pick?

Gregory: I'm not sure, I'm not really the athletic type

Anthony: I told him he should go for the debating team

Kate: Not a sport

Eloise: If she's your little flower, what am I?

Violet: You're my tough cactus!

Penelope: It's a tree

Daphne: You're talking about this Friday night? Everything is gonna be booked! You gotta postpone

Colin: You can't postpone a birthday, Daphne!

Benedict: If you can't get a reservation, you can always go home and shampoo her hair

Anthony: Please stop always recommending that

Benedict: I'd be honored. Preparing food for one's lover is the most intimate gift of all

Anthony: When I fell from hea-

Hyacinth: Do you take requests?

Colin: Sure

Simon: And for punching me in the face?

Colin: You are right, sister. It is not the answer

Benedict: Violence is the question

Gregory: No.

Hyacinth: I’ll pay you

Gregory: I’m listening

Hyacinth: But only in chocolate chip cookies…

Gareth: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic

Lucy: I think you mean cards