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Sunday...

Night....🌙🫧

@mrscoffee-cutiekay

Hump day! 🍑

Well, here I am, darlings—sixty-four years young and clad in nothing but my favourite black stockings, inviting you to read every line, crease, and delightful dimple. There’s no airbrushing here; this is not AI; every curve and contour tells a story, and the puckering skin is testament to a life lived with good genes. To the admirers who find themselves stirred by the sight—don’t be shy! If a touch of arousal or a hint of relief is your goal, then I’m ever so pleased to oblige. Treat yourself. After all, why limit desire to youth when sophistication and experience are so much more thrilling?

Doing my best to distract 😉

Let's get real, shall we? I warned you it was a rant day...

I get so many messages with questions or statements like, "There's no way you're in your 50s", "Why are you telling everyone you're in your 50s when you obviously aren't", and my personal favorite "Do you think telling people you are in your 50s will get all the young men's attention?"

Sigh. Trust me, I have better things to do than to lie about my age on Tumblr. I am indeed 56 years old. Do I look it? I don't fucking know. I don't know how old I'm supposed to look because I've never been this old before. But, here's the thing. Like John Wayne said in "The Undefeated", "Windage and elevation, Mrs. Langdon, windage and elevation," only in photography it's angles and lighting, Tumblr peeps, angles and lighting. I show you what I want you to see. What I think looks good on me. I'm not skinny. I have a belly. I have loose skin from losing a lot of weight 4 years ago. I have scars and stretch marks and my boobs sag. 🤷‍♀️ So...in my selfies I might not look 56 to some of you. That sounds like a you problem, not a me problem. 😉

Another question I get quite often is, "Why did you start posting so many selfies?" Well, I'll tell you. All I ever saw on Tumblr was the perfect female bodies...the young ones with no stretch marks, loose skin, or scars. I just thought it was time someone my age was posting pics of themselves. (I'm sure there are other women my age posting, but they just never came across my feed.) And maybe by doing so I can encourage other women to do the same.