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i had to do maths

originally the bog police were going to hang out in GOTSLAR land for a while, but it ended up making the final report drag on for way too long, so i cut it. it mostly worked out in my favour, except i also had to cut this interaction, which made me very sad :(

to be fair you have to have a very high iq to understand bog band

What is it? 

It's a bog-themed concept album that's been gently dipped in the idea of jazz, and an accompanying murder (maybe!) mystery short story which was accidentally dropped in the jazz and has been soaking in it for several hours now.

Who is it for? 

Those who like their music genres ill-defined, enjoyers of bad puns on a somewhat niche subject, and ones who have a taste for silly stories with accompanying experimental music.

Why would you make this? 

I was compelled to, by no one in particular.

What about the frogs?

What frogs? I don't see any frogs. Stop asking about the frogs.

Why are you so defensive about the frogs?

I'm not defensive. There are no frogs in my vicinity, and I have not been writing an album while locked in a room with hundreds of them for several months.

Several months? What have you been eating?

They made me soup. Do not ask who "they" are.

Was the soup good?

Yes, it was. Thanks for asking.

And the album?

That remains to be seen.

Where can I get it?

You can find it for free on my website or on Bandcamp. If you want a plot-free listening experience, it's also available to stream on Spotify and other major streaming services.

Can I meet the frogs?

Petricore

For the Love of Peat

Ombrotrophy

The Girl from Uchter Moor

The Night Has a Thousand Eyes

Paludification

Lost in Time

A fantastically mediocre performance from the king of average himself. Barles Bingus has done it again! 5/10 - Wetlands Daily The Barles Bingus Bog Band has come back strong after 20 years of inaction. Buy yourselves tickets to the release show on Saturday, folks - you won’t want to miss out on this! 100/100 - The Official Barles Bingus Bog Band Fanboard While we can always rely on Bingus to produce listenable content, it's clear that the Bog Band's glory days are over. This album lacks the talent and energy that defined Bingus' best works. 3/5 - Peatersburg Herald What first appears to be a well-put-together album is quickly revealed to be anything but. I pray that their god has mercy on them. 2 stars - Pitchfork

if you have been eagerly anticipating esteemed brian cocks's newest creation then rejoice,

One question: Dose this mean that Tanaka was also like Katzu at some point? Is it an endless cycle?