can't believe i was born here

The most relatable moment from spongebob for me is when he went over to Sandy’s house for the first time and was too polite and socially nervous to tell her he was slowly dying

You’re teleported to 44 BCE Rome in your everyday street clothes. You’re brought before Caesar and he believes you might be from the future, hoping to bring him fortune. One day he questions you, asking “How Do I Die?”

“Surrounded by friends”

me whispering to my cat and pointing at a bug in my room: eat it

also me lifting my cat up toward the ceiling so he can reach a bug: get it

hmm? what’s that? oh, you don’t like my seeds? *evolves into a fruit that bears no seeds but is now a monoculture that is especially susceptible to pests and disease* how about that idiot 

Don’t vague post about bananas you scum

Can’t wait for Hozier to return and put his big bad bitch of the forest foot back down on ed sheerans windpipe

i can’t believe one direction looked in my head to figure out my exact music taste and then wrote what a feeling

WOW THIS ONE IS TOO CLOSE

i want to reach a Stevie Nicks level of etherealness where people are in awe of my existence and there are rumors that i’m a witch or not even human like that’s where i wanna be in life

so many concerts, no money

Yep this pretty much covers how history is taught here