Wild Life

Feeling safe in someone’s energy is a different type of intimacy

Constantly torn between diligent self care, going to bed at 8pm, working out at 5am, having my shit together completely and wanting to stay up all night and be chaotic and smoke weed and be wild and howl at the moon

Rabbit Rabbit

"Don't just throw ripped jeans away, you can repair them using these 10 cute Visible Mending techniques!!" unfortunately my friend the first point of failure for every single pair of jeans i have owned in my life has been the Crotch and Ass. Knees: fine, cuffs: fine; but 3 years in, and all that stands between the world and my astronaut-patterned taint is 0.5µm of denim worn so thin that every squat threatens to tear it to shreds like wet toilet paper. If the Tiktok craft community could figure out a way to resurrect jeans afflicted in such a way that doesn't involve adding a whole ass buttpatch like some sort of inverse assless chaps situation then that'd be great

I love being alone <- girl who has known nothing but loneliness her entire life and so has no choice but to take comfort in it

no yeah i cant hang out sorry. yeah im hugging my pillow in bed today. yeah no itll be for a while. maybe for forever. OK bye

Easter egg for office workers: if you go onto Excel and press ctrl+left, then ctrl+down, you will reach cell XFD1048576. If you put a dot in there, then ctrl+A and fill every cell in black, you can then print 34 million black pages from your office printer and get fired

People making fun of me for owning tarot cards is not a real problem. This is not an axis of oppression. It is not "rooted in misogyny" or "denying a rich history" it is fundamentally not a problem. If anything, they're right. Tarot cards are kinda cringe. I'm an adult. My haircut is cringe. Who cares.

God forbid someone on the internet make fun of you for having a strange hobby. However will you survive.