Why do I never think about the possibility of snow on the ocean??? Now I see why, because it’s too ethereal

you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you bETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅

Makes sense

this close to putting hot sauce on my toes

i. forgot to give context for this

what context could you possibly give that would make this any better

my cats biscuit and gravy are aggressive toe biters and they will stop at nothing to attain the experience of feet in their mouth

At my first day of kindergarten and all of the cool kids laughed at me for being a 1000 year old grand wizard who doesn’t know what 2 + 2 is

Why is this the type of humor I enjoy

who did this

what i hear when people try to talk to me in the morning

this is what my mind sounds like

this is better than an entire season of american horror story

is no one concerned that he did not blink ONCE