Idk

adult emailing culture is overthinking how polite you sound and forgetting to send the attachments

@dak-legacy

I am fucking silly but I am free

"you get a potion and the alchemist tells you 'this potion will cure you' and youre like 'hell yeah health potion' and you drink it and turn into salami" - my gf

this was the joke 

I am a simple person. All I want is to wear ugly knit sweaters and walk in the forest. Maybe touch some moss. Toss some pebbles into a stream. Wear some leaves in my hair. Carve runes into stumps. Commune with the spirits I sought out. Wake ancient and feral magic. Lose all contact with civilization. Forget human speech. Turn into a local legend. Every girl's dream.

every time i open this app i read some dumb ass shit

And every time we kiss I swear I can fly

isn’t there a goddess out here willing to turn me into medusa so men can’t look at me without immediately suffering the consequences

Stop being lazy and relying on gods. Quick dry cement exists. Be your own Medusa

“If you don’t have any goddess-bestowed cement powers, store bought is fine”

what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you

I think about this everyday for some reason

girls night