âOk honey, itâs time to come clean. I bet you were wondering why I insisted on having the wedding on this particular day, even though itâs a Thursday and a lot of our guests had to take off work. Well, the truth is Iâm very regular, and I knew months ago that this is the day I would be ovulating. Yep, I planned the whole wedding, and inconvenienced a hundred people, just so you could impregnate your bride on your wedding night. Itâs my gift to you, honey. You deserve it, after I drove you crazy with the wedding planning. So come here, and spoil your wifeâs body. I surrendered it to you today, so make it swell with your child!â
















