dream catcher

guys get so mad when you know your worth

i’m naturally funny because my life is a joke

Dating tips from history: Don’t end a date by saying, “You’ve got the check, right?” because we did that to Germany and then they started World War II.

nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order

real talk if i was famous i would 100% read fanfics about myself

When trains were introduced in the U.S, many people believed that that “women’s bodies were not designed to go at 50 miles an hour,” and that their “uteruses would fly out of [their] bodies if they were accelerated to that speed.”

I have so much respect for historical women not murdering every man they know