Careful what you call reality

The actual Tolkien quote is “The Shadow that bred them can only mock, it cannot make: not real new things of its own.”

one of my favorite hobbies is not being a parent

NEED to inherit 10,000,000 dollars from a mysterious estranged relative i've never met before. like right now

it probably feels good as fuck to have the energy to live

I think it sucks that you have to go to so many different kinds of doctor to take care of yourself. It's the 21st century. I should be able to go to a single office where they scan me with a big xerox machine and tell me what I'm allergic to and why my tummy hurts and if I have any cancer or cavities or if my glasses prescription has changed. And then I should get a sticker.