Laundry Detergent

Do I actually want to write this fanfic or do I just want to wallow in the delicious daydream like a pig in the mud?

Unfortunately I wish for others to wallow in my magnificent mud pit

having a multi year long character obsession becomes like a abstract thought experiment at some point

don’t jokeship with me because 2 hours later i’ll have feels for the pairing.

​first rule of crackshipping is have fun qnd be yourself. second rule of crackshipping is look out!

“You know what would be really funny/messed up” is dangerous.

"you don't like mpreg?" i don't even like fpreg

Made it all the way to work and realized I forgot my cyanide pill in case of capture

HOLY SHIT STOP COMPARING EVERYTHING TO MADOKA MAGICA

the futile frustration of this post reminds me a lot of homura’s struggle to save madoka

reblog to give a trans woman a yummy burger

glad i reached my target audience of ppl showing love to their trans gfs/wives through the power of burger

okay so since making this post i've become the target audience

have a burger