23 • Dallas

babygirl of course i loved the choose a phoebe bridgers lyric that makes you go feral question on your uquiz can we fuck now

I like to imagine that the reason you can whip around those floors at warp speed and so smoothly is that you’re running through the museum with a pair of wool socks on.

i thought the eyewitness vhs museum was a real place when i was a kid. i wasn’t a total idiot, i knew there were a few vfx things going on, but i thought it was filmed in an actual museum

i feel like i just walked past jesus in a hot topic

Why would he do that?? Why would he show us this side of him???

me when i walk around like a gay moron

wouldnt it be funny if they both died right now in front of everyone

Remember when someone said this dude makes real twilight zone shit they were not fucking around

God I wish this was real

Police Union and private prison lobbies are big democrat donors

This is why the party selected Kamala as Biden’s running mate. To send a message to the police unions and prisons of “dont worry, you are safe with us”