Your Princess is in Another Castle

A PORN BOT UNFOLLOWED ME?

man with excellent self restraint dismayed to realize that not wanting anything is more likely a depression symptom than a carefully honed skill that atones for other aspects of his character

not the time.

bro

Wheres my toy or i'll get mad now

just saw someone say they were "hyperfixated" on cooking with seasonal squash i love that nothing means anything

i’m seriously traumadumping pepper all over these boiled eggs

I’m gaslighting my stove

hey girl your pussy is awesome, where did you get it installed?

between my thighs

this guidebook from 1831 says the water from the seine is good but “has a laxative quality”…girl that is the cholera

this will forever be what I think of whenever someone mentions the Seine

Come to think of it I DO love phone more than god