This Blog is Full of Spiders

Gentleman seated on a pile of rubble clears throat and pulls up guitar. He is distinguished. Only his figure can be seen as it zooms out to a more destructive surrounding.

I've got gun in my hand but the gun won't cock. My fingers on the trigger but that trigger seems locked. I can't stop staring at the tick tock clock. And even if I could I would never give up.

Enter ZOMBIES

(they approach)

With a vest on my chest a bullet in my lungs. I can't believe I'm dying with my song unsung. And if and when I die won't you bury me alone cuz I'll never get to heaven if I'm singing this song.

Elegantly turns guitar over holding it by the neck.

BOOM

Breaks guitar on zombies skull as the brass takes over.

Title screen:

Another Zombie Film

(stylized ofc)

The film continues

me at the end of 2021: well at least the new streetlight album will be coming soon!

me at the end of 2022: well at least the new streetlight album has GOTTA be coming soon!