Braylie Is Real

This crazy girl who hates Taylor.

Go look over at @swiftgron-get-married under tw Laine.

Or just ask Cam about her.

she’s like the worst kaylor along with ttb they’re two sides of the same unhinged coin

ok y’all have earned a lyric analysis

so i think it’s possible that exile is about dianna seeing taylor with joe at snl/the afterparty in 2019 + all the people dianna has had to see taylor out with after their breakup

we know that taylor and joe were seen making out at the afterparty, but dianna was noted to be in taylor’s inner circle there, making me think they were hanging out, and a gaylor eyewitness said that dianna made a face when taylor sang magnetic force of a man in lover:

the vibe of exile is this hurt betrayal that goes beyond your ex simply moving on and makes me think joe being a guy plays into it... i can’t exactly explain it but sometimes it hurts more if she moves on to a guy.

taylor bringing in a man to sing a whole verse about seeing taylor out with another guy feels like what she used to do with her pov switches like “from the male perspective” to the max

the first verse i think is dianna’s pov and i think it makes sense that part of the offense, as stated in the first lryic, is that dianna can see it “i can see you standing honey, with his arms around your body” because taylor gets to be public with joe in a way she never was with dianna.

i think i’ve seen this film before, and i didn’t like the ending 

1. sounds like allllll the guys taylor had to parade around in front of dianna as she could only watch, conor and harry during their relationship, then calvin and tom so publicly in the aftermath of their relationship and then joe being real and special in a way most of these other guys weren’t and don’t even get me started on kaylor and karlie and how public that was.

2.  the film reference and how the ending doesn’t spell out good new for the couple is also expressed in the 1 with the lyric “the greatest films of all time were never made” and ofc you guys know i think the 1 is about dianna

3.  all the film references in this song make me think it’s possible she’s singing to someone who acts in films - dianna!

You're not my homeland anymore So what am I defendin' now?

this whole vibe of a homeland and defending something makes me think of a war or a fight and the 1989 breakup muse taylor goes to war with (i don’t think against, i think they’re on the same side and they were fighting to make it/come out, but that’s another post for another day) in clean she loses the war and in iwyw she says she wants to remember what they’re fighting for.

I can see you starin', honey Like he's just your understudy

again - dianna is an actress and so is joe so him being her “understudy” is a really apt metaphor if it is about her.

Like you'd get your knuckles bloody for me

gives me major dianna vibes since we think she shoved harry just for adjusting taylor’s scarf 😭(maybe)

Second, third, and hundredth chances

gives me swiftgron vibes, “it was months and months of back and forth” just painful, slow to end, and on and off is very much the 1989 muse imo

Balancin' on breaking branches Those eyes add insult to injury

swiftgron vibes 100% now we’re in taylor’s pov and ofc she’s mentioning dianna’s eyes which she sang about again and again and she mentions the balancing act they had to do for their treacherous love 

I'm not your problem anymore So who am I offending now? this also sounds like taylor’s pov of swiftgron, i think it was taylor’s career and fame that broke them down in the end, the pressure of staying a secret was unbearable and they ended up breaking up due to that.  taylor framing herself and all the baggage that comes with secretly dating her as “your problem” 

Now I'm in exile seein' you out this feels like a macabre play on being “out” - i always theorize dianna wanted them to come out together.  but they didn’t and now she’s out with joe, instead of out of the closet.

So I'm leavin' out the side door more commentary on hiding in the shadows, even their breakup is shielded from public similar to the silent screams taylor keeps framing their break up(s) as in this love and clean also reminds me of dianna having to leave out of side doors of restaurants like she did when she met andrea (while harry got to stride out of hotels for “morning after” pap walks in full view of everyone)

All this time

I don’t know if we talk about this simple lyric enough!  whatever taylor is singing about it’s been a connection for a long time!  it certainly fits for that damn 1989 muse that taylor seems to keep coming back to.

I never learned to read your mind

this is such a dianna lyric - she is this confusing amalgamation of mystique and even winston comments on it in the song he wrote about her, woman, which says, “i can’t read your mind though i’m trying all the time”

now let’s talk about how she sent the song to radio on karlie’s birthday.  i do think it’s possible this song is about her (though it feels more dianna to me) the mentions of a crown, and packing up in five minutes reminds me of that blind (back before enty went crazy) that said Taylor kicked karlie out and had her stuff packed up in a few minutes do make me think of karlie.  but if the song is dianna the reasons i can think of taylor sending it to radio of karlie’s birthday are: 1.  it’s simply a coincidence, we do have to allow for coincidences even as gaylors.  2.  she was just being petty, you guys know i think they’re not on good terms(x, x), if she had to send a sad song to radio in late summer, like the release of folklore demanded, why not send it on karlie’s birthday just as a bit of a snub. 3. maybe it’s because karlie was one of the people dianna had to see taylor out with (amas! 143 remember those days!) so it was proper timing and thematic and it just worked out like that.

My 🔥Hot Taek🔥?

1.) So she can keep doing what she’s doing with girls without questions since CompHet makes it absurdly easy to hide the gay

2.) She’s seriously dating a girl, and her BFF rollout would notify the Gays across all time zones

*dons tin hat*

Lmao no. Josh is also The Good Kushner (big lol overall). Kays just haven’t been following this because they believe some fanfic version of Josh that’s married to Mikey and whatnot.

But like this is very standard Joshlie behavior. Again this is a man who went to watch his sister-in-law’s dad get inaugurated then turned around and went to the Women’s March. This is a man who has donated to March for Our Lives but continued to hang with his brother and sister-in-law and dote on their kids even when the former actively contribute to the problem.

Karlie Kloss wants you to know that she “tried.” Fourteen days before the end of Trump’s presidential term, she would like it on the record. On Wednesday, the model/coder/wife-of-a-Kushner tweeted to condemn the mob that attacked the Capitol and delayed the certification of President-elect Joe Biden. “Accepting the results of a legitimate democratic election is patriotic. Refusing to do so and inciting violence is anti-American,” she wrote. “Tell you brother and sister in law,” replied another Twitter user. (Their account is now locked and the tweet is not visible, likely because the experience of going viral on Twitter, even though that is the point of Twitter, is deeply miserable and dangerous.) To which Kloss replied … “I’ve tried.”

Look, Karlie Kloss is not singlehandedly responsible for the downfall of the republic. But it rings a little hollow at the last minute after years of near-silence, vague but don’t worry because I am a Democrat-esque statements, and nothing resembling an outright condemnation or disavowal of her literally evil family members. Kloss posted a voting selfie in October leading up the the 2020 election wearing a Biden-Harris mask and holding up her mail-in ballot. (She also posted a picture of herself in September sporting $700 leather boots with “VOTE” painted up the calf in silver.)

During an interview with Andy Cohen on Watch What Happens Live in January 2020, Kloss told Cohen to ask her anything, but offered up only that she is “not the only person in this country who does not necessarily agree with their family on politics” and that she voted as a Democrat in 2016 and would do so in the next election.

The interview started with a clip from two weeks earlier on an episode of Project Runway where a contestant being shredded for their design by Kloss asked if she’d wear it to “dinner with the Kushners.” In the episode, Kloss reacted with visible shock and later accepted an apology from the designer.

“It’s been hard,” she told fellow Project Runway judge Elaine Welteroth in a British Vogue profile in July 2019. “But I choose to focus on the values that I share with my husband, and those are the same liberal values that I was raised with and that have guided me throughout my life.” The profile notes “what detractors tend to forget” is that Kloss and her now-husband met when she was 19, years before Trump stumbled into politics. (Kloss told Cohen she’d still marry Kushner “a million times again.” She refers to him solely as “my man” or “partner” but never by name.) In December 2020, the couple bought a $23.5 million mansion in Miami, just a few minutes’ walk away from the Miami mansion owned by Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump.

maybe this was her trying

Like it’s not a well publicized friendship but it’s very real and has existed for going on a decade now.

this anon did it for me

taylor reflects bitterly on dianna from time to time particularly in all you had to do was stay so i don’t think it’s too much a reach to say taylor might say “i’m not your problem anymore” esp given how obsessed taylor seems to be with the rich men who came into dianna’s life after they broke up.

the warning sign = 143 remember those days like OOF i love that

but that’s not all! another anon came in w more

for the record i don’t know why exile and the 1 can’t be about the same person  tbh it seems likely that there is one person out there who taylor is hung up on that would inspire the same emotions in the 1 (i wish we could be together, but we’re not, but i want good things for you anyway) and exile (we’re not together and it’s tough for you to see me out with my new partner)

like those aren’t conflicting emotions

at any rate exile being about dianna seeing joe and taylor making out at the snl afterparty is like one of my favorite pet theories i just can’t get over her releasing it as a single on karlie’s birthday.

It was just a lot of recycled puff pieces.

Now, instead of more of these “They’re FINE...” articles coming out, their Friendship Fallout is getting re-examined, dancing in the woods in a counterfeit cardigan be damned!

Ok, ok, so I have always questioned the Swiftgron ship, but have indulged in it nonetheless because I am down the Gaylor rabbit hole - and one of the things that everyone points to as Swiftgron evidence is the Sugarland “Babe” music video VS Sam Smith’s “I’m Not The Only One” music video. And wow oh wow. I played both videos side by side at exactly the same time, and there are so many parallels, that it really does not seem coincidental, like honestly what would even be an alternate explanation for this? Check out these series of screenshots I took y’all. 

Some Highlights:

1. First scene, you see the house in both videos in the same view, both houses are white with black accents. 

2. The “wives” are kissing their husbands goodbye at the exact same time frame

3. After the husbands leave for work, they turn to walk back inside their homes at the same time

4. While the hairstyles are slightly different, both wives do have a similar look, and many shots of them look similar

5. When the videos were playing side by side I noted that the incidences of cheating, or pre-cheating played at the same time points

6. The wives are in the cars at the same time, and the shot is cool because they are almost mirror copies of each other. 

7. Shots of the wives in stores start at the same time

8. The husbands approach the doors of their homes at the same time

Jimmy : I read on the internet that you were in some sort of a love triangle involving Tim Tebow and Taylor Swift.

Dianna: It’s crazy yall! yeah! …everything is pretty real on the internet

Jimmy: Oh! That is true?

Dianna: yeah! …Nou!

Then you’re not a Gaylor, you’re a Only Karlie Kaylor, since who the songs are about shouldn’t matter.

Even if Toni and KK were late teen/early 20s committed wives, that’s just ONE woman.

I didn’t know of any plan, nor do I have “insider info”, just observed and theorized based off of prior experience and plausibility, but I think Dianna is someone that Taylor may consider Di as her person/soul mate/twin flame/The One. Whom among us have been in a “hey, funny seeing you again?” moment with your ex, and the feelings come rushing back?

Alexa, play “So It Goes...”