❀✿ Remake the wild, a little at a time ✿❀

so i remade it: @offaiisms

Nico: You underestimate me. I’ve brought my pickaxe and I’m ready to dig.

& my heart has wept  for  those that i could not        save

do you ever feel like you love a character more than their own writers do

“ you’re about as funny as a popcorn kernel left at the bottom of the bowl. “ “ you small and angry. you are concentrated rage. you’re the orange juice of anger. “ “ i have been in a committed relationship with my mom for like sixteen years. “ “ you made me feel so loved i might throw up. “ “ who the fuck said you can do the things you do? “ “ golly gee, look at me the pacifist who hates history. “ “ there are so many uses for peanut butter, like makeup and bookmarks. “ “ stop him from speaking now, because i might push him off that chair. “ “ i hope you aren’t expecting me to hug you back after that awful joke. “ “ i lost my glasses and i feel naked. take me home. “ “ i am a minor deity of awkward situations. “ “ i think i need to lay under the table and try to forget that that just happened. “ “ the moment you turn your back, i’m going to fight _____. just know, i’m going to fight him. don’t be shocked. don’t try to help. i am going to fight him and i am going to lose. “ “ i’m not going homecoming dress shopping because i have trash bags in the garage. “ “ you don’t know what i’ve been through. i sang veggietales all morning just to bother _____.. you don’t know the things i’ve seen. “ “ you really have no idea how much gum i have in my bag. it’s a lot. i am like a smoker, but with gum. a pack a day. “ “ if it rains, we don’t have to do anything but be sad. “

poorly drawn hazel would like u to stop forgetting about her poorly drawn boyfriend