you’ll need a miracle

oh I see. it was the crime of wanting. that's why I deserve it.

Goodnight everyone who is kind of a bad person

People being overly confident in their mistakes really irks me as a person who is often wrong and incapable of standing up for herself 🫠 it’s so annoying because why do I feel dumb when I’m not in the wrooooooonnnng ???????

Barely related but when I switched school I would often joke sarcastically or use the 2nd degree and since those people didn’t know me at all because I was barely going to school they took everything I said super seriously like no I don’t want to actually do coke I’m just weird and trying to break the ice but it’s almost summer vacation and this is probably the second time you’ve heard me talk so really it could go either way

I knew It was over for me once I realized I could escape situations by thinking of fictional gay sex

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

there are simply no words in the english language that can describe starting on thursday the fourth. thats how iconic it is