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you won't miss me I won't miss you either
One Nice Bug Per Day
dirt enthusiast
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

Love Begins
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

todays bird
noise dept.
Stranger Things

JVL

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
i don't do bad sauce passes

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YOU ARE THE REASON

Origami Around

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@brainslush
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Poem of the Day
Three a.m. by Jill McDonough Our cabdriver tells us how Somalia is better than here because in Islam we execute murderers. So, fewer murders. But isn't there civil war there now? Aren't there a lot of murders? Yes, but in general it's better. Not now, but most of the time. He tells us about how smart the system is, how it's hard to bear false witness. We nod. We're learning a lot. I say—once we are close to the house—I say, What about us? Two women, married to each other. Don't be offended, he says, gravely. But a man with a man, a woman with a woman: it would be a public execution. We nod. A little silence along the Southeast Corridor. Then I say, Yeah, I love my country. This makes him laugh; we all laugh. We aren't offended, says Josey. We love you. Sometimes I feel like we're proselytizing, spreading the Word of Gay. The cab is shaking with laughter, the poor man relieved we're not mad he sort of wants us dead. The two of us soothing him, wanting him comfortable, wanting him to laugh. We love our country, we tell him. And Josey tips him. She tips him well.
losing faith
I remember when Star Wars Episode I came out on VHS(!) I watched it so many times to convince myself it was good, like someone trying to convince himself that God exists.
But, as it turns out, there is no God, and Episode I sucks.
I'm hungry
think I'll eat
selfie on Instagram timeline: ❤️ second selfie right after that: [pause] ❤️ third selfie in a row: OH COME THE FUCK ON

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attention Portlandia fans
Tomorrow, Thursday, 3/24/16, my mom (yes, my actual mom) will make her screen debut in the season finale, entitled “Noodle Rampage.”
She plays the noodle vendor.
Not a joke.
hey Tumblr, what's new
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So, I, uh, just started on– hopefully– the last pack of cigarettes I'll ever smoke. I have 18 remaining. I'm down to one a day, and as I get near the end I'll skip days, maybe more than one at a time. I think I've convinced myself enough that 1) not only am I doing the right thing and 2) I can probably do this since I've never smoked more than 3 a day (and only since I started my current job 3 months ago, with its morning, lunch & afternoon breaks; before that I had no more than 2 a day so I'm pretty sure I'm not addicted), but that I should have quit years ago and that this is a nasty, smelly habit, which it is. And oh yeah, the money thing too. (I know I shouldn't think this way, but: most smokers don't quit on their first try. I really don't know what I'm in for. I'm sure it's mostly a mental thing.) Anyway I hope to have smoked my last cigarette by the time my birthday comes around in late March. But if I feel like it's not working I might consider vaping. (Yeah I know… but someone I know has transitioned and been highly successful and nicotine-free.) So I dunno, wish me luck or something. P.S.: I assure you this has nothing, NOTHING to do with Lent. Just a weird coincidence is all.
I shot & made this meme-formatted image
Jeezus Creezus, season 1 of TNG is effing unwatchable. Original Trek was better than this cheese-fest, and it was cheesy with extra cheese.

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Wow, I haven't been on Tumblr in a fuckuva long time.
The hell is that little arrowhead shit at the bottom?
Still not as good as the earbuds cases Sony made back in the day with their wind-up action. Sorry . ('80s & '90s kids remember.)
I am so proud to present to you the newest addition to our family.
These bodies of water are a result of excessive rain. Some of the roads were swamped too, but drivable. #Oregon (at Banks, Oregon)
My blank T-shirt drawer. The blue one lets me know the last time I did laundry. Also, fuck folding. They're all undershirts anyway.

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Mr. Snowman in the front yard
For sale at the pharmacy where I work.