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Three a.m. by Jill McDonough Our cabdriver tells us how Somalia is better than here because in Islam we execute murderers. So, fewer murders. But isn't there civil war there now? Aren't there a lot of murders? Yes, but in general it's better. Not now, but most of the time. He tells us about how smart the system is, how it's hard to bear false witness. We nod. We're learning a lot. I say—once we are close to the house—I say, What about us? Two women, married to each other. Don't be offended, he says, gravely. But a man with a man, a woman with a woman: it would be a public execution. We nod. A little silence along the Southeast Corridor. Then I say, Yeah, I love my country. This makes him laugh; we all laugh. We aren't offended, says Josey. We love you. Sometimes I feel like we're proselytizing, spreading the Word of Gay. The cab is shaking with laughter, the poor man relieved we're not mad he sort of wants us dead. The two of us soothing him, wanting him comfortable, wanting him to laugh. We love our country, we tell him. And Josey tips him. She tips him well.

But, as it turns out, there is no God, and Episode I sucks.

think I'll eat

Not a joke.

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I shot & made this meme-formatted image

Jeezus Creezus, season 1 of TNG is effing unwatchable. Original Trek was better than this cheese-fest, and it was cheesy with extra cheese.

The hell is that little arrowhead shit at the bottom?

Still not as good as the earbuds cases Sony made back in the day with their wind-up action. Sorry . ('80s & '90s kids remember.)

I am so proud to present to you the newest addition to our family.

These bodies of water are a result of excessive rain. Some of the roads were swamped too, but drivable. #Oregon (at Banks, Oregon)

My blank T-shirt drawer. The blue one lets me know the last time I did laundry. Also, fuck folding. They're all undershirts anyway.

Mr. Snowman in the front yard

For sale at the pharmacy where I work.