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I am practically in tears over how beautiful this image is.

In gonna replace every bone in my body with a knife, if someone punches me they’re in for a surprise (the knife)

world heritage post

maddy throwing that girl down and calling her a racist is what schools would’ve looked like during 2020 if there was no pandemic

*goes a few hours without internet access* wow i’m so healthy and wild i could live in the woods

*slowly removes my heart-shaped sunglasses* i beg your fucking pardon

Listen, buddy, the sooner you realize I can’t be killed with any weapon made upon this world, the sooner we can be friends :)

Oh, you made a knife with iron from a meteorite? Good thinking, pal! Did you also make the knife while in orbit? No? Then it was made upon this world, and thus can’t kill me. Now can we please play Mario kart?

Wow, you summoned an ancient hero from the past to defeat me. That would be sick if the elemental composition of the world was different back then. But since it wasn’t I’m going to teach them how to play Bomberman