Sex Goddess of the Western Hemisphere

this may be controversial but i firmly believe all movies should be weird and cheap and kind of ugly and be about homos

painting a gay bar as a safe place for straight girls avoiding straight men is wild to me bc ideally it would be a safe place from the straights for gay ppl but we can’t have anything can we

i think people here are misunderstanding what im trying to say. this isn’t a fuck you to every straight girl who’s been to a gay bar. i myself wouldn’t blink at the idea of bringing some of my straight friends to a gay bar for a fun night out. what im criticizing is this new wave of articles and think pieces urging straight women to take refuge in places that are ultimately meant to be safe places for gay people from straight people themselves. if you want to write about a need for more women’s spaces and women’s bars where women can feel safer, im all for it. but don’t try to rewrite or infringe on what a lgbt space is meant for - a space for lgbt people themselves

You really hate women don’t you

you’re talking to a whole lesbian buddy

another thing: men are trash, right? and when straight women go to gay bars, guess who follows. yep, it's straight men. i cannot tell you how many times i have felt the way too familiar feeling of a man grabbing my hips and pressing into my back in the middle of a gay bar where i want to feel safe. i never even see these men's faces. i don't act interested. i just act happy because i'm a whole lesbian in a gay bar. and it's no longer safe for me because straight men are coming there looking for straight women who have let their guard down because it's supposedly a safe space

Personally i went from “guess I’ll die” jokes to “IF I HAVE TO BE HERE FOR 5 MORE MINUTES I PROMISE YOU I WILL BUY JUST, AN ARRAY OF CLOTHES.” and other wild hyperbolic stuff. Just replace the death part with something ridiculous and off topic. Its very entertaining

This also works with calling myself things like stupid, worthless, trash, etc. Even if you do this jokingly to yourself, your brain still believes it, and keeps up the cycle. Seriously, I found that when I stopped saying these things about myself, even jokingly, it made a massive difference.

“You’re my girl” is my fav thing. Like yes I am. You’re right. Say it again.

Happy Gay Wrath Month! 👬👭🌈🔪👮‍♂️🚓🔥😂👌💯

can ppl like……… stop having a concept of me in their head ……… no object permanence here…..i only exist when im right in front of you….. no memories allowed. thx for understanding. 

why are people so impressed with kangaroo pouches? oh wow, an animal has a built-in place to store things. you ever heard of a butthole

fuck. thanks, planned parenthood

i’m always vaguely in an airport

even when i’m literally not in an airport i’m still emotionally in an airport