sorry baby x

i love megan thee stallion because well i have eyes and ears and a working brain

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

the concept of Edgeworth constantly avoiding Phoenix (because he has a crush on him) and Pheonix constantly inserting himself in Edgeworth’s life (because he has a crush on him)

Actually if I was miles edgeworth and I had to fight against Phoenix ‘bullshitter’ wright I would go insane too. He just starts bringing up meaningless shit interviewing your witness, completely irrelevant to the case, and the judge just lets it happen cause he loves gossip. He says shit like ‘sir the witness was obviously lying! Two days before the murder they didn’t wake up at dawn! They woke up 15 minutes later!’. And miles has to be like ‘what the fuck does this matter we literally have photographic evidence and dna analysis of your client KILLING THE MAN’ and. And then. He wins. He strings together a line of irrational bullshit so well that your witness goes ‘ARRRGH AAAHHHH ALSKJDJSS. I DID IT I KILLED THAT GUY’. Now personally if that was me I would strangle him but becoming psychosexually obsessed with him works too I guess

You really weren't lying