SENTENCE MEME ⟶ PRODIGAL SON / 1.07 –– 1.08
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“We’re gonna have a guy’s weekend.”
“You’re lucky he didn’t kill you.”
“What the hell were you even doing here?”
“Do you believe in repressed memory?”
“I know it sounds crazy.”
“I heard you got shot at.”
“This is actually a pizza peel, derived from the French word for shovel, which is weird because pizza’s Italian.”
“These are great for retrieving smashed soft tissue.”
“He may not have killed them, but he’s connected somehow.”
“If there’s a connection, we’ll find it.”
“I think you’re mixing up your metaphors.”
“This is exactly how you get a psychopath to deny responsibility.”
“If you do not have a plan to make him look bad, he will look good.”
“I am far more worried now.”
“Thinking you are more clever than them is the worst mistake you can make.”
“Oh, so my ‘yes’ was perhaps too enthusiastic.”
“Seems a little dumb to be killing so close to home.”
“I thought it literally was a science.”
“Sleep wasn’t my friend last night.”
“If we’re judging the moral worth of a person based on the mark they leave on the world, mine is a net positive.”
“He’s just twisting everything I’m saying.”
“That is some next-level childhood drama that I’m not touching with a ten-foot fishing pole.”
“Do you know what happens to the human body when it withstands that much stress for that long a period of time?”
“He just wanted to love you and you caused him so much pain.”
“I’ll admit, when you said you were locked up I got a little worried it was for inpatient treatment.”
“Don’t punish a woman for having ambition.”
“What an eventful day we’re having.”
“We’re not giving that person a knife.”
“He’s incapable of ingenuity, but desires notoriety.”
“Take whatever reassuring but mostly false answer you were about to give me and replace it with the truth.”
“The human body is truly remarkable.”
“It’s literally his dream scenario.”
“So you’re saying they went to see a serial killer in serial killer prison and it didn’t go well? I’m shocked, truly.”
“He may have ruined your childhood, but he did not ruin you.”
“I never want to see this room again.”
“That’s curious. Wonder why you don’t remember.”
“I could never forget that night.”
“I’d love to hear it in your own words.”
“I think I’ve blocked out piece of my memory.”
“Whole chunks of time are missing.”
“Why were you delivered to me, to help me or stop me?”
“Your dad must be disappointed.”
“We’re not exactly on speaking terms at the moment.”
“I don’t want to hurt you.”
“My work is important and you’ve interrupted it.”
“Better if you leave me alone.”
“I’m feeling like I was stabbed in the chest with a prison shiv.”
“Sorry I ruined it by, you know, getting knifed.”
“Right over there is where he was arrested for killing 23 people.”
“You know how business managers are.”
“I definitely do not know how business managers are.”
“I was married to one of the most notorious serial killers of the 20th century.”
“I can take care of myself.”
“Until we know what he wants from me and my family, we should assume he’s a threat.”
“It’s like the world’s most fascinating jigsaw puzzle.”
“There’s a story here and I want a quote.”
“Do you normally show up at people’s houses after they have cancelled plans with you?”
“Do you normally waltz around your living room with a loaded gun?”
“We were contacted by some sort of serial killer colleague of my ex.”
“I didn’t realize serial killers had colleagues.”
“Are you okay? Stupid question, obviously you’re not okay.”
“Some days everything feels normal, other days it’s ruined before I’ve even had my breakfast.”
“Don’t you think there’s value in the work you’re doing?”
“The system doesn’t care about these people until they’re already dead.”
“The package appears to be bleeding.”
“You think you can just be smart, figure me out like a problem to be solved.”
“Your curiosity is the real problem.”
“Bad things happen when you snoop.”
“People have told me she was just a figment of my imagination, a bad dream.”
“I do know you’re not alone in this.”
“I’ll admit it was something ill-advised.”
“It was ill-advised to run into a dark tunnel alone and let him pop you like bubble wrap, yeah.”
“I know you want answers, but it’s not worth getting killed over.”
“He could have killed me in there, but he didn’t.”
“She was drunk in the middle of the day.”
“She was waving a gun around.”
“Okay, that part is unusual.”
“Some things are better heard in person.”
“You have to see a person’s face to understand them.”
“I know you got a lot of questions, but don’t let that cloud your judgement.”
“I’ve been waiting my whole life for answers.”
“I have to say, I’m really surprised you don’t remember me.”
“I’m not sure I can trust you quite yet.”
“Was it compelling that I almost died?”
“This is who you are. I just don’t think that’s the kind of person I want to be with.”
“Isn’t she a lovely young woman?”
“She said that you were armed.”
“That wretched little tattletale.”
“She was concerned about you, and so am I.”
“You know what else is dangerous? Serial killers.”
“I don’t want to go to a hotel, and I don’t want to live under constant surveillance.”
“I want to have a normal life.”
“I want to have a normal life, one that isn’t perpetually haunted by the ghost of him.”
“You shouldn’t have to live in fear.”
“They don’t like you very much.”
“Maybe you should keep that.”
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