Hamilton teachers!au
Part 1
Alexander Hamilton
- tired social studies teacher
- dictates so quickly that you will only have time to write down the date, and he will already tell the whole paragraph
- wears glasses on the nose or on the head. In the second case he sometimes forgets where they are and asks the poor children to find it
- his writing on the blackboard is worse then you had in 4 years, and all because the handwriting is too clumsy and angular
-in his lessons, you must know the subject, otherwise you get C
-his lessons are completely silent, because everyone is really listening
-"the school is not to blame if a person" * puts his hands in the mouthpiece* "HAS PROBLEMS WITH HEAD"
- by the end of the year, you have to attach the leaves to the 96-page notebooks, because of writing
- does not check homework, and does not ask. "just learn the notes please"
- argues with Thomas believing that his subject is more important, because: "your entire history without certain rules of society and politics is just a solid list of stupid numbers and some guys with balls"
- there is always a mug of coffee on his table
- treats students with respect. sometimes comes up with funny nicknames, like: comrade, woodpecker
- doesn't get along with technologies. He doesn't need to.
- "how should i turn on this thing if THERES SO MANY BUTTONS." *breaks the computer* "well.. okAy class, today we exist without presentation.. again"
- so many aphorismes, like so many
- on the same wavelength as the students
-"this week you have a test and.. the o f f s e t"
- *groaning in the background*
- all those who studied with him passed exams only with good grades
- "you're a tough guy, i see"
John Laurens
- funny biology teacher
- knows his subject perfectly and will easily give you F if you don't know it
- it is easy to find hin in school due to:
ā¢ loud laughter
ā¢ curls sticking out in all directions
- if John is sick, the children just watch the cartoons about biology
- you can find anything in his office table, except pens
- sometimes it causes some difficulties to the whole class
- "can i borrow your pe- well no is no"
- in a day can use a pack of chalk because of hundreds of drawings
- "and this is what you need to pass final exams"
- has a habit of biting pens and losing pencils behind the ears
- uses the same pencils to fix the hair
- treats favorite students with homemade cookies
- he loves it when former students come to school, because then you can ask them to take him away from here
- honestly, this school didn't deserve him
- there is a small turtle and a snake named Thomas in the class
- founded the "no one edicts fashion" squad, with the help of his hoodies with stupid phrases
- very concerned about the environment
-" IS THIS A PLASTIC CUP? NOW USE IT FOR A MONTH"
- always late for school meetings and student councils
- "I'm sorry I'm late. Not really, because I didn't want to come"
- "it would be better to arrange an ecological week"
- don't let him fall asleep while he's watching animal planet
- a can of Baltika 9 (another beer) is always hidden in the table
- he wanted to become a doctor and treat children, but became a teacher and now he is treated by a psychiatrist
- once he confused the class and almost told the sixth-graders about intercourse
Gilbert Lafayette
- teaches foreign languages
- French accent from nowhere
- aue Parlez-vous franƧais
- in English pliz
- every vacation rolls around Europe
- where he brings a bunch of stories and tells the students
- presentationsāØ
- prefers to devote time to the spoken language so that children really SPEAK
- on teacher's day, he receives an insanely large number of gifts and holds back tears of joy
- believes that mental health is very important. So, if you are very bad mentally, you will be told to stay at home or sent there
- at high school, he teaches kids to swear in French, because everyone knows English anyway
- if half the school in love with Jefferson, the other half definitely caught the crash on this man
- curly bun, which he constantly corrects if he is nervous
- "I did not think about a career as a teacher in my youth, because I wanted to become a linguist"
- travel to a couple with Elisa
- he gets seasick on buses, so don't even try to talk to him on the road
- almost always in a good mood
- no FIGHTS!!!
- seriously, very scrupulous about the relationship between students and teachers
- "Well don't give him a bad grade look he's an excellent student and such a sweetheart"
- cool story about travel throughout September
- there are no control works in his lessons, but there are tests, so you can always use the magic poking
- "if you do not know the answer, then poke at the most attractive expression for you. Maybe it's the vƩritable rƩponse"
- the principal wanted to kick him out of school because of his black nails, but no one told fashion how to function
- to the glory of God he burrs like a kitten
Hercules Mulligan
- pe teacher
- arranges a foot day
- loves to play sports with children, but can't because of professionalism
- mountain of muscles
- "my grandmother ran faster"
- but he runs very slowly
- "nothing, it's just a little rain outside," he says, standing under an umbrella
- if you are not a sports person at all and prefer not to take the form, then you will have to take a textbook and read it
- "don't want to play volleyball, lad? So, go to the pitch"
- but girls can practice yoga
- can't judge because he's too proud of the kids and wants to give everyone points
- favorite lessons with first graders
-is afraid to accidentally crush them, because he is too high and wide, and they are small cockroaches
- but at the same time afraid to go into the corridor, because it is a hellhole
- "WHERE DID YOU PUT THE BALLS, YOU LITTLE ASSHOLES???"
- were you named after a cartoon??
- people call him George, which makes him mad
- looks like might kill you, but he's actually a sweet caramel bun
- afraid of spiders. Very, very. And there are no mops in the gym. At the sight of furry climbs on a rope and hangs there
- "BRUSH IT OFF WITH A BROOM. BRUSH IT OFF WITH A BROOM"
- children, of course, love him, but sometimes they are afraid when lessons start on the street. There was a time when children ran around the school and he appeared from around corners to catch those who did not run
-Walks funny, slightly pigeon-toed
- the loudest teacher in the entire school, he can be heard literally everywhere. Even if he doesn't scream
- nanny for the kindergarten, which consists of Alex, Gilbert and John
- once got mad and gathered teams in volleyball, basketball, football and cricket.
- got the nickname "Bear" from high-schoolers because of his gait and strong hugs
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writing for the first time, sorry for mistakes~
