Muse Roulette

at least tell me that i tasted as quality as ufotable’s animation

want me to eat u again?

YOU CARE TOO MUCH

ofc i do ur a snack

why doesnt anyone care about me

i do

"Yeah, it really is! Oh, she gets mad? That’s no good—Maybe you could get her flowers? Kainé said there’s a really pretty one called the Lunar Tear!”

"Flowers makes people happy? I wonder if I get one, maybe Zero will smile and like me!"

"Why don’t you try singing a song if you’re sad? Me and Kainé do that all the time when we camp outside.”

"You should always sing! Singing the best thing in the entire world!-- But Zero gets mad whenever I do. I don't like making her mad."

I ought slap you, but alas—A grimoire such as myself, grand as I may be—lack the proper limbs to do so. For now I will simply tell you to pull yourself together.”

"Hey, book. No one gives a shit."

And this derp is just going to attempt not to stare too much at this woman and her attire. “Ah…. welcome back?” he blurted out.

"So I've been truly missed! By some with such a cute face no less. It makes my legs ache!~"

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"Yeah, not long enough. Shouldn’t you be dead? Could have sworn you were in half last I checked.”

"Aww, did my dear sister missed me so to the point you believe I was dead? That's so sweet of you. I never knew you had that side of you, Zero."

"You should get someone on that. Wouldn’t want you to get too hot and bothered by yourself, mm?"

With a man like you that should be no problem to get on it, right?~"

"Are you trying to compare me to Two and that idiot lovebird?! That’s not what true love is, it’s not even close! Well, not like you can tell the difference when you don’t know shit, you spoiled slut!” Ugh, it’s always always always like this with Five! This is why I hate dealing with her! THIS IS WHY I HATE HER!!!

"You're asking me to hook up my dear cute sister with someone! I can totally do this for my lovely sister, Four! I know a couple of guys-- totally good-looking too, who would love someone like you. Ahhh thinking about my cute older sister hooking up with someone is so cute!~"

"I won’t just—I won’t just accept anyone! Such actions require a deep and intimate bond with a person I truly love and who loves me back! Yes, that is the only way it can be done. It is a sacred and special trust - something that is worth waiting for. You take pride in the most shallow of values, so I don’t expect you to understand!"

"Now, now Four. How will you ever find true love out there in this world? Unless... My! How bold of you to take your own Disciple to be your one and true love! Then again it an Intoner and an Disciple would be most fitting."

You think throwing your body around like that makes you more mature or attractive? PLEASE. It’s revolting. It’s enough to make me sick! Disgusting pig.

"Oh don't be such a prude. I'm only teasing... maybe. But you should really just relax and unwind, now we don't have to worry about those big bad tyrants. Wouldn't you love to have that body of yours feel all hot and nice, with hands roaming all over? Ohhhh, just thinking about it is making me all how and bothered!"