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@bowserinthedarkworld
âTchâŚ.I didnât hear that first sentence. But if the princess says so; FINE. Iâm sorryâŚâŚâŚya dips.â
âItâs okay!â
âAs long as you keep you act together from now on, itâll be fine! Be nice!â
âGood! And, Bowser.â
âYouâre the king of snart. Lucas wasnât wrong about that.â
âWHAT IS A SNARTâ
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âWhereâs your PROOF that she rejected me, HUH? She loves me obviously.â
âLucas, mind your manners!â
âBowser, be nice. Everyone be nice! I know you have it in you to be nice.â
âOver my dead body would I love you, Bowser.â
âAnd you should probably apologize to them. You all need to chill out, the constant back and forth is pointless.â
âTch....I didnât hear that first sentence. But if the princess says so; FINE. Iâm sorry.........ya dips.â
âIâm not a JERK. Iâm really cool, and whatever a snart is, I KNOW IâM NOT ONE. YOUâRE a snart!! Youâre BOTH snarts! SNARTS! BOTH OF YOU!â
âThat sounds like something a snart would say.â
âBe nice.â
âBowser, youâre being a dick.â
âStop being a snart king for five seconds and accept the fact Peach will keep rejecting you.â
âWhereâs your PROOF that she rejected me, HUH? She loves me obviously.â
âI CANNOt BELIEVE THIS. OF COURSE SHE LOVES ME AND IâM THE KING OF KOOPAS. KOOPAS! LEARN YOUR PLACE! WHAT EVEN IS A SNARTâ
âSee? Youâre getting mad again.â
âI think you need to learn some self control. And maybe some chocolate. Whenever I eat chocolate, I feel great! But youâre just bad. Maybe the meanest guy Iâve met here.â
âBowser, stop beinâ salty.â
âItâs almost like youâre accepting the fact youâre the king of snartâ by just DENYING it in the first place. Even Peach would agree youâre the king of snart. And also a big jerk.â
âIâm not a JERK. Iâm really cool, and whatever a snart is, I KNOW IâM NOT ONE. YOUâRE a snart!! Youâre BOTH snarts! SNARTS! BOTH OF YOU!â
âWell am I LYING? Plus Peach loves me OBVIOUSLY; what are you talking about?â
âI think youâre lying, yeah.â
âI donât think Peach likes you much at all. And I mean, youâre kind of a jerk to her too, so I guess I canât blame her. Why are you so salty?â
âBowser, king of the Koopas? More like: Bowser, king of SNART. Besides, Iâm pretty sure Peach likes someone else. Did you get wrecked by Fox on the Final Destination? Stop being so gay, Bowser.â
âI CANNOt BELIEVE THIS. OF COURSE SHE LOVES ME AND IâM THE KING OF KOOPAS. KOOPAS! LEARN YOUR PLACE! WHAT EVEN IS A SNARTâ
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âWhat Iâm saying is that you and the egghead are nerdsâ
âThatâs kind of rude.â
âWhatâs your damage? Did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed or somethinâ?â
âBowser, did you get stopped by Mario again or something? Sounds like you walked straight out of a rejection from Peach, there.â
âWell am I LYING? Plus Peach loves me OBVIOUSLY; what are you talking about?â
Pk Thunder? More like Pk blunder amirite
I donât get it.
âWhat Iâm saying is that you and the egghead are nerdsâ
Pk Thunder? More like Pk blunder amirite
"Heheheh..." Bowser chuckled quietly as he hid in plain sight behind a plant in the lobby. He was ready to pull off the ultimate prank. With an egg in hand, he waited for Mewtwo to walk through the door. "This is going to be so hilarious.." He thought to himself. Just then, he saw a bit of pink walk through the door, and threw the egg on instinct, realizing too late, that he had actually flung the egg at Princess Peach. "Uh-oh.."
Peach looks around, before looking straight toward the direction of the egg flying toward her, and then⌠SPLAT. The egg had unfortunately met itâs accidental target head-on, causing the princess to sigh in annoyance.
âAlright, who decided to throw THIS one?â She asks to the air, before looking around. âThere seems like no oneâs here, so how could an egg of gotten thrown at me in the first place?â She adds, before looking toward the plants, and seeing the one behind the ordeal.
âBOWSER!â
Bowser visibly lit up. âUh..Oh! Yeah sure Princess Iâll find that little nerd for you! I can show you how much of a man I really am!â He said, completely ignorant of his bloody nose.
âWell alright then! Iâll go ask Captain Falcon first, and you could askâŚ. Hmm⌠Snake, maybe?â Peach shrugs. âJust ask whoever.â She adds, before running off to go ask Captain Falcon about the boyâs whereabouts. This is going to be a long ride from the start to the finish.
âOkay!â Bowser said. He then proceeded to slip away and hide in the cabinet under the kitchen sink while no one was watching.
"Heheheh..." Bowser chuckled quietly as he hid in plain sight behind a plant in the lobby. He was ready to pull off the ultimate prank. With an egg in hand, he waited for Mewtwo to walk through the door. "This is going to be so hilarious.." He thought to himself. Just then, he saw a bit of pink walk through the door, and threw the egg on instinct, realizing too late, that he had actually flung the egg at Princess Peach. "Uh-oh.."
Peach looks around, before looking straight toward the direction of the egg flying toward her, and then⌠SPLAT. The egg had unfortunately met itâs accidental target head-on, causing the princess to sigh in annoyance.
âAlright, who decided to throw THIS one?â She asks to the air, before looking around. âThere seems like no oneâs here, so how could an egg of gotten thrown at me in the first place?â She adds, before looking toward the plants, and seeing the one behind the ordeal.
âBOWSER!â
âGRAAOOOWHHâ Bowser shouted.
âYOU DIDNâT EVEN OPEN THAT THING WHAT THE HELLâ  He rubbed his now red nose, and grunted. âFine, Iâll tell you the truth. Lucas threw the egg and ran away. I tried to catch him but the little egghead was too quick for me.â
ly hime-pichi:
ââŚI knew it. I KNEW one of them was behind this.â Peach frowns, before looking around, then looking back toward Bowser. âTell you what. Iâll spend the rest of the day with you if you help me find Lucas and get back at him for this. Deal?â
Bowser visibly lit up. âUh..Oh! Yeah sure Princess Iâll find that little nerd for you! I can show you how much of a man I really am!â He said, completely ignorant of his bloody nose.
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"Heheheh..." Bowser chuckled quietly as he hid in plain sight behind a plant in the lobby. He was ready to pull off the ultimate prank. With an egg in hand, he waited for Mewtwo to walk through the door. "This is going to be so hilarious.." He thought to himself. Just then, he saw a bit of pink walk through the door, and threw the egg on instinct, realizing too late, that he had actually flung the egg at Princess Peach. "Uh-oh.."
Peach looks around, before looking straight toward the direction of the egg flying toward her, and then⌠SPLAT. The egg had unfortunately met itâs accidental target head-on, causing the princess to sigh in annoyance.
âAlright, who decided to throw THIS one?â She asks to the air, before looking around. âThere seems like no oneâs here, so how could an egg of gotten thrown at me in the first place?â She adds, before looking toward the plants, and seeing the one behind the ordeal.
âBOWSER!â
âThere are no beans to spill, DUDE. It must be egg raining day. And plus, My Pamphlet duties are NONE of your business, no matter how married we eventually are.â Said Bowser as he blew smoke out of his nostrils with a disgruntled expression on his face.
âHow can you be so sureâ âŚHow married we eventually are?â Peach rolls her eyes, before throwing the can of beans at Bowser. âAnd THOSE are the beans to spill. Have fun, Bowser. Now tell the truth.â
âGRAAOOOWHHâ Bowser shouted.
âYOU DIDNâT EVEN OPEN THAT THING WHAT THE HELLâ  He rubbed his now red nose, and grunted. âFine, Iâll tell you the truth. Lucas threw the egg and ran away. I tried to catch him but the little egghead was too quick for me.â
"Heheheh..." Bowser chuckled quietly as he hid in plain sight behind a plant in the lobby. He was ready to pull off the ultimate prank. With an egg in hand, he waited for Mewtwo to walk through the door. "This is going to be so hilarious.." He thought to himself. Just then, he saw a bit of pink walk through the door, and threw the egg on instinct, realizing too late, that he had actually flung the egg at Princess Peach. "Uh-oh.."
Peach looks around, before looking straight toward the direction of the egg flying toward her, and then⌠SPLAT. The egg had unfortunately met itâs accidental target head-on, causing the princess to sigh in annoyance.
âAlright, who decided to throw THIS one?â She asks to the air, before looking around. âThere seems like no oneâs here, so how could an egg of gotten thrown at me in the first place?â She adds, before looking toward the plants, and seeing the one behind the ordeal.
âBOWSER!â
âIâŚ..I ate it. I ate the pamphlet. It was a pamphlet about eating pamphlets so I ate that one as uhâŚ.practice. And I didnât even notice there was an egg on your faceâŚâ Said Bowser as he shoved an egg carton behind his left foot with his right foot.
âAnd why would you eat that? Itâs not healthy.â Peach responds. âAnd did I just hear someone move something? Surely youâre hiding something, Bowser. Spill the beans.â Peach hides a can of beans behind her back. How long was that there..?
âThere are no beans to spill, DUDE. It must be egg raining day. And plus, My Pamphlet duties are NONE of your business, no matter how married we eventually are.â Said Bowser as he blew smoke out of his nostrils with a disgruntled expression on his face.
"Heheheh..." Bowser chuckled quietly as he hid in plain sight behind a plant in the lobby. He was ready to pull off the ultimate prank. With an egg in hand, he waited for Mewtwo to walk through the door. "This is going to be so hilarious.." He thought to himself. Just then, he saw a bit of pink walk through the door, and threw the egg on instinct, realizing too late, that he had actually flung the egg at Princess Peach. "Uh-oh.."
Peach looks around, before looking straight toward the direction of the egg flying toward her, and then⌠SPLAT. The egg had unfortunately met itâs accidental target head-on, causing the princess to sigh in annoyance.
âAlright, who decided to throw THIS one?â She asks to the air, before looking around. âThere seems like no oneâs here, so how could an egg of gotten thrown at me in the first place?â She adds, before looking toward the plants, and seeing the one behind the ordeal.
âBOWSER!â
Bowser cleared his throat âAhemâŚ.Oh I didnât see you there princessâ He mumbled while scratching his cheek and looking in a completely different direction. âWhatâs going on? Iâm just sitting here, behind this plantâŚ..uhhhâŚ.reading aâŚ.pamphlet. Yep a pamphlet.â
Peach raises an eyebrow at this. âA pamphlet? Then where IS it? Andâ did you happen to see anyone else in the lobby at the exact time I walked in throw an egg at me? Surely, you had to be the one behind it. Unless the squad is at it again..â
âI.....I ate it. I ate the pamphlet. It was a pamphlet about eating pamphlets so I ate that one as uh....practice. And I didnât even notice there was an egg on your face...â Said Bowser as he shoved an egg carton behind his left foot with his right foot.
"Heheheh..." Bowser chuckled quietly as he hid in plain sight behind a plant in the lobby. He was ready to pull off the ultimate prank. With an egg in hand, he waited for Mewtwo to walk through the door. "This is going to be so hilarious.." He thought to himself. Just then, he saw a bit of pink walk through the door, and threw the egg on instinct, realizing too late, that he had actually flung the egg at Princess Peach. "Uh-oh.."
Peach looks around, before looking straight toward the direction of the egg flying toward her, and then⌠SPLAT. The egg had unfortunately met itâs accidental target head-on, causing the princess to sigh in annoyance.
âAlright, who decided to throw THIS one?â She asks to the air, before looking around. âThere seems like no oneâs here, so how could an egg of gotten thrown at me in the first place?â She adds, before looking toward the plants, and seeing the one behind the ordeal.
âBOWSER!â
Bowser stood behind the plant in silence, attempting to pretend he wasnât there at all. âIf I donât move, maybe she wonât see meâŚâ He thought, covering his face with his giant hands.
The princess rolls her eyes, before approaching the Koopa king, and putting her hands on her hips.
âBowser, you canât hide, youâre too tall for that. I know youâre there.â
Bowser cleared his throat âAhem....Oh I didnât see you there princessâ He mumbled while scratching his cheek and looking in a completely different direction. âWhatâs going on? Iâm just sitting here, behind this plant.....uhhh....reading a....pamphlet. Yep a pamphlet.â
Nerd
âHEY. NO.â
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"Heheheh..." Bowser chuckled quietly as he hid in plain sight behind a plant in the lobby. He was ready to pull off the ultimate prank. With an egg in hand, he waited for Mewtwo to walk through the door. "This is going to be so hilarious.." He thought to himself. Just then, he saw a bit of pink walk through the door, and threw the egg on instinct, realizing too late, that he had actually flung the egg at Princess Peach. "Uh-oh.."
Peach looks around, before looking straight toward the direction of the egg flying toward her, and then⌠SPLAT. The egg had unfortunately met itâs accidental target head-on, causing the princess to sigh in annoyance.
âAlright, who decided to throw THIS one?â She asks to the air, before looking around. âThere seems like no oneâs here, so how could an egg of gotten thrown at me in the first place?â She adds, before looking toward the plants, and seeing the one behind the ordeal.
âBOWSER!â
Bowser stood behind the plant in silence, attempting to pretend he wasnât there at all. âIf I donât move, maybe she wonât see me...â He thought, covering his face with his giant hands.
You're a homosexual
âNo Iâm not. Why? Do you want THIS TAIL?â
âObservations. You know, observing things and people? Also a thing from experiments and studies? Iâm a very observing person, as some would say.â
âAnd what kind of observations told you THAT?â
